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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's called being funny. If you think being mean is funny, you don't have a sense of humor you just think uncomfortable chuckles are mirth.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You damn well know that people who complain about this are just not clever when it comes to making jokes, they just say offensive things and other bigots just laugh. Now that they get shunned for saying those offensive things, they need to have actual creativeness to come up with something.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 52 points 5 days ago

Skill issue

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

If you can't make a joke that does offend people, it's a skill issue. Turns out, you actually aren't funny you are just a bully.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Don't watch the first Resident Evil film then

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Clouseau looking rough these days

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or Cube. Or was it Cube 2? Not sure.

I think in Cube it was razor wire, but they may have upgraded to lasers for Cube 2

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m trying to decide my evening plans, is it like, so bigoted it’s funny or something?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 days ago

No it has a laser hallway scene

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“So I’m giving away money when-“

“Socialist bitch!”

Seriously cannot with these fucking snowflakes who gwt butthurt wjen i share stuff.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

His problem is how he’s gonna make it through the laser field when he’s at least twice the size of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago

My son died when someone joked about a laser accident!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Impossibru!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My wife also died in a Lazer accident, swallowed it, not the brightest that one, nope... good at swallowing though.

To shreds you say?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A laser touched me as a kid!

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

My pet fish died from Question-Mark-Phobia, wtf is your problem!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

My son died from exclaiming a question without the right punctuation, are you okay‽