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So EVA is too plain while RE4R Ada Wong is too "promiscuous"??? What the fuck do these guys even want other than to complain monke-beepboop

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

>chuds crying about ugly women in bibeo game

>look inside

>conventionally attractive 10/10 dead-dove-3

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

>conventionally attractive 10/10 dead-dove-3

every. time. negative

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SHE LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Real Men ™ who's only interaction with women is porn and homer's makeup shotgun when the woman is wearing 60% less blush.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

ty mr Silverhand, i agree catgirl-salute

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

G*mers: We demand realism in games!

Konami: ogey [makes Eva not wear makeup and makes her dirty since she's literally undercover in a jungle]

Also G*mers: NOT LIKE THAT!!

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The guy who literally made a character in MGS V who had a literal (contrived as hell) plot reason to wear as little clothing as possible is not horny enough for them any longer

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think Kojima is involved in the mgsthreemake, which will be the reason they cite for the changes they're hallucinating.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Even if he was, they'd just claim he had gone "woke" since the original. They just want to complain and will always find an excuse to do so.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OK but does Ocelot go "Nya!" That's all I care about

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cutscenes are 1:1 remakes with the exact same voice recordings from the original game, so yes

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

They made the graphics too realistic. Remember that these guys don't know what real women look like anymore, so to them a more realistic Eva is in the uncanny valley even if her model is based on a supermodel or whatever.

If they wanted to make these guys happy, they'd replace all the women with underage anime girls.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

what an incredibly sad existence these people live

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They were 13 years old when they played MGS 3 for the first time and now they are experiencing dissonance, making them rely on right wing bullshit to explain it away

That's my theory anyway

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

The only thing I see is that she isn't like... This ghostly figure like she was. I would argue that taking away the ghostlyness is a mistake but I can't explain why exactly, I'm betting on her over-saturated whiteness and extremely light blonde being an intentional artistic decision directly by Kojima.

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

i know shes a jpeg but im-fuckin-gay

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Every time I see these kinds of posts I become ever more convinced that all right wingers are just mad the world isn't the way they perceived it when they were children and they're making their inability to cope with change the entire world's problem.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

She literally looks the same except higher resolution and more advanced lighting. They weren't really doing ambient occlusion in 2004

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

it's two different kinds of guy and they're both awful

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Would have been hilarious if they gave her the Onimusha treatment.

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I remember when I was 15 and first played MGS3 and thinking it was cringey to think video game characters were sexually attractive. Same with cartoons. It always seemed as if there was supposed to be a gap between things aimed at people under the age of 18 and porn, even if it was just the medium. Now it seems as if a ton of people want there to be an overlap, not a gap.