Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

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Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we'll be next month, things are going awesome!

I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

he's so monumentally stupid

"My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

The man knows about ~~production~~ manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

/s

Incredibly misleading and/or stupid graphs are so funny to me. Because you ship out the most updates, doesn't mean it's the best, it means youre fixing and/or generating more bugs and issues.

Yeah, I updated my minecraft mod 20 times in a week, it doesn't mean it's a stellar mod, it's less than mediocre at best. It was primarily fixing bugs and a crash. Meanwhile the Create mod updates about once every three weeks or so on average, but that's because they properly playtest and bugfix and patch and do all that before they send out an actual update.

If I continue pissing at the rate I’m currently pissing I will have a reservoir of piss within weeks.

I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...

Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

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Aren't the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don't change?

What are they doing so much

I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

jfc this guy is such a moron

I just assume anything he says is either a lie or hallucination

He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

It's evolving!

*pokemon evolution music*

Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!

iOS appstore app testers hate him!

Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count

Grok is evolving

...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

Fuck he's so stupid

This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.