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[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My fellow scholar of craniometry

measurehead

[–] plastic@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 1 month ago

We need Floris's thoughts on Al Gul

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

East asians are able to shoot a 15 ft cone of elemental damage once per day that does 5d8 damage, the damage type depends on their exact ancestry, Chinese Fire, Koreans Frost, Japanese Lightning, Filipinos Acid

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aight, fire makes sense because they are the inventors of gunpowder. Korea is far north so frost. Japanese have legends about Raijin so lightning tracks, but I can’t pin a reason for the Filipinos being acid.

Someone help me out this is very serious science lol

My Thai friend says fish sauce can be the weapon for Thailand, and I agree because the smell from a 15ft cone of that shit would be deadly. Very tasty, tho

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[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago

And Indonesians have a swim speed, and Mexicans have fire resistance, and the Welsh get +1 animal handling.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is only about a half-step removed from the shit garden-variety liberals say about Russian and Chinese people.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

A lot of western libs want this sort of "race science" stuff to be true because it lets them be condescending to the "lesser races" without feeling guilty about it, and as the west moves further and further into a post-truth society, the more this shit will come back in vogue, though now with shitty video game mechanics added.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (28 children)

This is a perfect example of why we should be allowed to use words like "stupid" and "dumb"

I mean, come on

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (25 children)

Have you considered just calling them racist instead?

The decision to avoid such terms was made after getting input from our neurodivergent community: In order to make this a more welcoming environment for them.

I hope you’re not suggesting that we ignore the advice of marginalized groups in our community.

[–] frosty99c@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem is that this person is proud to be a racist. He literally calls these tweets 'expert racism'

[–] retrolasered@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean its not a joke? Comparing rice farming to chip manufacture on the first one made me think it must be satire

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

No, look at his profile, he's a full on calipers kind of guy.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

I hope you’re not suggesting that we ignore the advice of marginalized groups in our community.

This comes off nearly as bait. No one is saying that we must silence the voices of marginalized groups in this community, they are simply acting like there is space between "ignore" and "obey" where we can actually discuss what is correct or incorrect in a way that people can actually engage with rather than receive dictates.

I'm absolutely revolted by the idea of needing to say "I'm ND btw" to not immediately get written off as a neurotypical chauvinist, but I guess I need to because only people in that category get to say something about this topic by your logic. I'm ND btw.

We should consider their feelings, and it may well be that that's the deciding factor (I expect that to be the case), but this idea that someone suggests that we take a different approach and, instead of being properly refuted or referred to a refutation is simply told "You don't want to be a bad ally, do you? You aren't trying to oppress people, are you?" is gross and thought-terminating.

Something as simple as "There isn't much intrinsic value in the rhetorical affectation that you're attached to, but there is value in 'making this a more welcoming environment for' ND comrades" actually engages with them while still substantively being what I assume you were trying to say (which is why I phrased it quoting you).

And it is actually my opinion that, if it is a big deal to them, then whatever, it doesn't matter so go ahead I guess. Just put it in the language filter with the hundred thousand other words that mean "unintelligent" along with, I must assume, the word "unintelligent," so that people don't need to keep the list in their head of what common words aren't allowed here. I feel like there's probably a healthier way to deal with this, but I don't have the motivation to try to work through that with people, so I have no grounds for asserting that it must be the route the board takes. So yeah, I guess I have contempt for the decision, but I don't disagree on a practical level, if that makes sense.

Complete aside: I fucking love how people have sniped at me endlessly for being a "debate bro" or whatever phrasing they prefer to say "autist who is annoying me" but here is the place where we have Manichean language policy. Maybe that was updated, since I do see the term less now, but I likewise don't have the motivation to follow what the admins adjudicate.

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[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

idk i think you can say this person is a monstrous jackass who should be flayed alive without anyone innocent catching strays shrug-outta-hecks no ableism necessary

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Never attribute to stupidity what can be equally explained by malice.

-plinky’s razor

After reading this 50 comments below of hexbear-cool, I think a large chunk of people on this website might be just a bit too full of themselves.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

We went like 2 years without that shit getting deleted for ableism and then i see iirc @miz@hexbear.net in the modlog comment removed for calling a dumbass a dumbass and it's like, christ, who is this for? Let my people say dumb

i'll never forget /r/latestagecapitalism banning the word nuts so like you can't ever even say the word in a culinary context without an entire post removed. I think they changed it but jfc

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (20 children)

Because being "dumb" (in both senses of the word) is not necessarily a bad thing. Some people can't retain and recall reliably as much information or they may learn more slowly, but neither of those things are present here. This person collected a lot of information and can reliably recall it, they're just wrong. Lack of what one would normally call "intelligence" is not the issue. You could as well call them ignorant, which at least is accurate, but again it's not morally wrong to be ignorant. Then there's what we really see here: willful ignorance. Intentionally supporting harmful false facts in spite of presented evidence. That's not a lack of intelligence, and often the most insidious of these are the more intelligent ones who may use rhetoric or pseudoscience more effectively than this fellow in the post. I know it forces people to use more words and doesn't allow for snappy comebacks, but maybe we can correctly identify the problem and not marginalize innocent people in the process.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think you're making people up who self identify as dumb so you can grand stand and feel good about taking a stand about the horrific harm wrought on society by the word dumbass but that's just me

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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

non-mediterranean europeans and their north american descendants are absolutely obsessed with starchy root crops, which is why they are mostly known for making bombs, landmines and other bulbous explosives, and are at their most happy when they are putting these in the ground or dropping them over large areas of land, since their brain stem is hardwired to plant potatoes

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

measurehead - "THE KOJKO -- THE COUNTLESS MICRONATIONALITIES OF GRAAD -- ARE ALL INEXPLICABLY OBSESSED WITH POTAAT. THE ONLY THING THEY LIKE MORE IS DIVIDING INTO MICROSCOPIC ETHNOSTATES. LIKE POLITICAL AMOEBA."

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The claim that Tuareg evolved in conditions that make them ideal for ATM robberies because of their innate understanding of personal "desert raider" logistics is amazing. That's genuinely a new take on racism. Just baffling.

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Bro is playing Competitive Racism and he's a top ranker

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

"look, different """groups""" of people (some as huge and diverse as "east asians" "west africans" "sub-saharan [africans]" and some as narrow and small as "ashkenazi jews") are like rpg races. isn't this fun? some fought against the ice age, some hunted, others evolved to read religious texts. after a thousand years, evolution shaped them into what we see today.

"now that i have your attention, did you know about the barbary white slave trade and moroccan street gangs?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They just want to live in a tabletop fantasy rpg so fucking bad

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd call crackers vampires and I'd be right:

  • Pale
  • Evil
  • Parasitic
  • Aristocratic
  • Burn in the sun
  • Afraid of seasonings

But I think they'd take it as a compliment. They'd probably get a kick about being the "badass evil race" in an RPG. Don't suppose it's too late to re-appropriate orcs from NAFO?

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[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

i just think that we should skin this guy BUT we'll stop if he taps into that Aryan DNA telling him how to fabricate a diesel engine from sctratch

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

what classical fantasy rpg brain does to you

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As a member of the ham sandwich race, I excel in the assembly of food, notably burger

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Someone has to be punished for making me see this

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Follow me for more expert racism

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

when you understand the world as a character creation sheet in a bad RPG

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

They get big mad when you multiclass

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

oh shit, here i thought it was the investment by the government into computer chip manufacturing, i guess I'M the racist one?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Weren't willing to fill"

USURY WAS AND STILL IS RELIGIOUSLY OUTLAWED IT WASN'T A SIMPLE WILLINGNESS ISSUE?

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Christianity got around that a thousand years ago. The Jewish bankers couldn’t charge interest rates as high as the Christian ones and were much more convenient to scapegoat when times got tough.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey you know what's about as small as rice?

Grains of wheat.

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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

surprisingly high

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah I remember all the South Park ass boys saying shit like this in tenth grade history class

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine existing in the 21st century and thinking Whites/Europeans are better at building infrastructure and machines than the Chinese.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what did he say about latinos, wrong answers only

Latinos evolved in harsh, hot conditions that were ripe for the growing of chili peppers, hence why Latinas are so smoking HOT panting :shadow

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Crackers and their bloody obsession with pedigree. China is like 17% of the world's population and you think they're a one-trick pony? They're running circles around the "pedigreed" 'murica, when are you nepo baby pigmen going to catch up?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This person is a big fucking liar because none of these were fun

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