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[–] protist@mander.xyz 57 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

So here's the thing...my car doesn't need a fucking house. My car can live outside just fine. I don't park my car outside because my garage is "filled with junk," but because it's filled with gym equipment, tools, and gardening supplies.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My garage houses my hobby.

Which is my car.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can appreciate that your car is your hobby. My car is a neglected stepchild.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Better as a car than a hobby, I suppose.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. The daily lives outside. The old car lives inside.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just got my new downpipe so she’ll be leaving the garage this weekend!

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

May your weather be sunny and the new exhaust note glorious!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Car in garage = no brushing off snow

I rest my case

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Also, no hail damage.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

While EVs are perfectly happy keeping their batteries conditioned when plugged in outside, having them in a garage may reduce the energy cost somewhat in particularly hot/cold weather.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Where you primarily store your car affects your car insurance rates. It's why they ask you when getting a quote.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 weeks ago

I don't believe for a second that enough people are ignorant of weather-proof charger setups to make this an issue. Maybe if most people weren't struggling to survive on terribly-low incomes, or renting from cheapskate land-lords, but in this reality? Not buying it.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

hoarding is a trauma behavior

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Capitalism is a trauma machine.

When you grow up in poverty, you keep something because it will most likely be the only one of those things you will ever get. You may not need it now, but if you do later, youre fucked. So you keep it. Best case? You share "the things" with people you can trust and build a mutual aid network of friends that help each other, but by god you make sure you can get to "the things."

It's no wonder people being exposed to constant trauma do protective things. You could even say it's a reasonable response.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know what is up with me lately, but I am missing more of these than usual. Thanks.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

No worries lol same here every so often.

[–] TediousLength@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hoarding can be a trauma behavior. Their can be many more reasons for becoming a hoarder. There is also more than one way of hoarding. It is more a spectrum than a set standard behavior.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I believe it. But like...if the story was "Americans' cluttered bedside tables are hurting smartphone adoption, study says," we would rightly consider that story downright insane.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

And not, like, the prices of said (non-Chinese) EVs or that many (most?) of us are barely getting by?

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe it. I live in an area with lots of 3 car garages and it is shocking how many people have to park in their driveway. There's one house that charges in the driveway with the cord running under the garage door. Who needs a 3 car garage full of stuff?!?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do, but uh ... it's in my username. If I weren't running multiple hobbies and a business out my barely-one-car garage, maybe my car could have a house. The one time I parked in my current garage, without stuff on either side, there still wasn't room to open the doors all the way.

Anyways, weather-proof chargers exist. Blows my mind that enough people supposedly don't know this to have any real impact. Well, it would, if I believed it.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have a two car garage. One side is for the boat. The other side is for the tools and gardening setup and supplies for my business.

The cars can stay outside.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have a car hole. Growing up we did, and it absolutely was filled with shit.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago