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Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck, they're on to me, well it wasn't a locker, it was a desk we bartered for from the health room.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ut oh. You'd better just hope Lars Ulrich doesn't have a lemmy account!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

Lars owes me for all the refunds I had to give for St. Anger.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Money Good! Fire Bad!

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

We can finally walk the streets without fear

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro got 10,000 Days 800 Days early.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Just tossing out Tool puns like it's nothing!

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Thank GOD they finally got him.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Damn, it's not like he downloaded a car

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The chance of viruses was its own form of punishment, and security training. Learned a lot in those days

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I learned that the PC that I played pirated games on got a lot more popups

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh no...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile trump is still hiding from epstein