ZeroCool

joined 2 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
450
RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets (thehardtimes.net)
52
New evidence suggests Neanderthals were rendering fat nearly 100,000 years before other early humans (phys.org)
12
Cotswolds Iron Age settlement and 'Roman villa' unearthed (www.bbc.com)
674
Conservative Dad Who Exclusively Watches History Channel Learns Nothing From It (thehardtimes.net)
523
Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy (midwest.social)
251
Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex (theonion.com)
591
Straight white men now most oppressed group, confirms straight white man with national platform, parliamentary salary, and zero self-awareness (newsthump.com)
304
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One (theonion.com)
221
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day (theonion.com)
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Resting diddler face.

232
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)
America last night in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
267
'This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism' vs. 'No It Won’t' (theonion.com)
 

This classic from The Onion was originally published all the way back in 2003.

253
Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets (chaser.com.au)
Trump criticizes ‘non-working holidays’ on Juneteenth in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep! Gee, I wonder what it is about this holiday in particular that has Trump so upset? Hmm....

Massive internet outage reported: Google services, Cloudflare, Character.AI among dozens of services impacted in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Well, the actual headline is:

Massive internet outage: Google services, Cloudflare, Spotify all down, users report

Character.ai is only mentioned in the lengthy list of services that are down.

If you needed reason to see that Trump's use of the national guard is without merit, the *LAPD* calls today's protests peaceful in c/usa@midwest.social
Elon Musk Urges Voters to ‘Fire’ All Politicians Who Voted For Trump’s Budget: ‘Betrayed the American People’ in c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon Musk can go fuck himself.

Does it feel like there's less variety in grocery stores now? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some even have multiple private label brands. To go along with your example, Walmart launched bettergoods last year. Which is meant to be a more “premium” product range.

Democrats Are Giving Out Free Tacos to Make Fun of Trump in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago

Where have I heard this before....

Trump Signed an Executive Order Accusing Him of Treason. Now Miles Taylor Is Fighting Back. in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That’s probably why the actual title of the article is:

‘This Is the Scalpel They’ll Use to Ruin the Lives of Individuals the President Is Opposed To.’

Miles Taylor, the author of the ‘Anonymous’ op-ed opens up on life after being targeted by Trump’s executive order.

Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

It's just a theory! in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Without the Italian Renaissance there wouldn't be any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Think about it.

Joe Rogan & Other Top Podcasts Spread Climate Disinfo, Research Finds in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Has Knowledge Fight caught up to the present yet? After the inauguration, they intentionally started delayed coverage of Alex's show, so I decided to stop listening until they catch up. I love Knowledge Fight, but the primary reason I was listening was to keep up with right wing talking points, and it's not as useful when they're a month behind current events.

view more: next ›