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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Anything but that! I'll never touch the stuff again!

[–] karashta@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don't want to experience it firsthand to find out.

Thanks so much kind internet stranger!

I'll never do a marijuana again!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

He's such a douche.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!

It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most effective anti drug campaign I've ever seen.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No one wants to live like that.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not going to lie that did send a shiver down my heart.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that kind of makes sense.

The heavy consumers I remember really fried their brain.

Actually thinking about it, and knowing what I know about drug metabolism, it could just be they did so much weed they were just high for a long period of time after they last consumed.

[–] 7toed@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, am Bill Maher

If anything weed cools him off, if he didn’t smoke he’d be even more insufferable