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submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] karashta@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don't want to experience it firsthand to find out.

Thanks so much kind internet stranger!

I'll never do a marijuana again!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

He's such a douche.