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Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!

It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.