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submitted 5 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Watch his HBO stand-up special from this year

I'd rather eat glass.

Or real time when it's back in August.

I'd rather watch the special.