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Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck, they're on to me, well it wasn't a locker, it was a desk we bartered for from the health room.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ut oh. You'd better just hope Lars Ulrich doesn't have a lemmy account!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

Lars owes me for all the refunds I had to give for St. Anger.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Money Good! Fire Bad!