Ask Lemmy

Visit the white house. Then the congress.

Eat the rich.

Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.

Lick my own asshole.

What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.

Physics experiments.

Pounce on Calvin every single time.

I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.

I would fight crime and injustice

Eat some faces and never be caught because I'm invisible.

I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.

I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.

Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.

I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.

We won't see.

Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.

Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I'd still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I'd have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I'd still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn't it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?

All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.

Eat Jeff Bezos

thats oddly specific.

Really depends on a few things.

If it's like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.

If it's just a normal tiger that's invisible, but without limits on how long and I'm in full control, no idea.

Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.