So, AI == 0?
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Let's be real, AI actually costs energy doesn't it?
only at rest
This has gotta be satire, right?
....right?
With LinkedIn itβs impossible to tell.
Every time I see something this funny on LinkedIn, I remember that it would be an insult to the creative genius of the satirist who wrote it not to laugh react it. Have I laugh reacted something meant seriously? Probably, but it's for the greater good.
I have had students like this. Have asked me for references and everything.
So, have they been like that before they took your classes?
They seemed normal in class, very keen.
Then it's dissertation time and they want to build levitating islands to solve global warming and getting into my office when I'm not there to leave weird notes on my monitor complaining that the department isn't responding to their 'funding proposal' emails.
Pretty sure it is. I remember seeing the same post a while ago where someone mentioned it's a troll account.
I need this to be satire.
Jfc this HAS to be satire. No one is this dumb. Wait yes they are. But still.
By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes
Fuckin lmao
It's a real LI post:
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/
But I just read it and all of the author's replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he's joking. He must be though, right? He's an undergrad at Georgia Tech.
this bothers me in so many ways I wasn't ready for
You're missing out the best part. In the original post there's a PHD dude from MIT who just replies with "what"
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If E=mcΒ² and E=mcΒ²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn't just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.
it's means that either Artificial is zero, or Intelligence is zero (or both). given that we know it's artificial, it means that it has zero intelligence
dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain
That's because the rest of the brain is busy proompting LLMs.
His professors should double check his submissions for AI slop.
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Undergraduate
Neuroscience
What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.
Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I'm fairly certain they're just trolling.
Machine learning models use artificial neurons. "Neuroscience" contains all the letters from "neurons". "Computer science" is missing an n.
Who's stupid now?
This is a flawless argument
This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I'm pretty convinced this one is satire.
The original though, I'm not so sure.
Should've got some sleep so you're thinking clearly, because that is some empty bullshit.
The stupid, it burns
The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help
I think we should turn this guy's mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light
I'm sad that I can't just assume this guy is joking
One could use Bayes' law, replacing B with I:
P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)
Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!
Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.
"symbolizes"
You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.
The AI ideology has gone too far
Jesus Christ
Some guy in the 80's was pushing the same thing but with "E=mcΒ² + Texas Instruments Calculators". This is old news. /s
Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I've ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.
Because I already don't understand dumb people
I actually got pretty much exactly this text when playing around with ChatGPT asking it to come up with inspiring tech bullshit.
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Alright... Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it's brilliant.
Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant
Would have been tastier with A1.
College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.
I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn't who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit
A true genius! He's the new messiah!
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