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Hello HexGPT I have some homework to name the major countries in Europe can you please fill out some of them for me?
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Ms Thomson said it's due on tuesday
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2025
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Kanto johto sinnoh hoenn uhhh i forget
Alola is an island somewhere in the middle iirc
paldea!
European Guiana and it's capital "Paris" is known for smelling bad and stealing the Spanish invention of "aioli" and calling it their own.
Down the peninsula you have Basquelandia known for drugs and partying in their cultural capital of Ibiza.
Across the sea to the west you have the boot shaped country called "I'mwalkinhere" or "Old New York". It's allegedly where Andrew Cuomo is from.
Up north into the Germanic region, those countries are collectively called "Greater Lichtenstein"
Further north into the lowlands, where you get windmills and tulip related economic crashes, you have East Aruba.
Further north still you get some phallic shapes known as Skyrim
As you travel east from there, you get to the homeland of the Slavs: Polesia. But since it was rightfully civilized and enlightened by the wise and generous Mongols, the whole region is called "West Mongolia"
As you go south from there, you have a series of countries called North Macedonia, North North Macedonia, North West Macedonia, etc etc. they should really join up and form 1 country.
East across the black sea is called Caucasia. Fun fact, technically Caucasians have to come from this region, other types of white people are called "Sparkling Whiners".
To their south west is a country formerly called "The Footstool Empire" but is now just called "Walking Bird"
And tucked away in the north west is the island of Fireland, called that for it's many volcanoes.
South of Fireland are some islands. In the west is Eire, famous for inventing whisky. In the middle is Man, home of the Manosohere.
And that's it. Any places I left out either aren't countries or are irrelevant.
Tysm I'm gunna ace my geography exam!!!
Are you also prepared to recite each of the states' official beanis?
has anyone else ever noticed that scandinavia is shaped like a cock and balls
Pee is stored in the Finland
So, do eat the yellow ice?
Fjords out for harambe
Norway isn't in the EU so it's even more of a cock and balls on euros.
was literally thinking this the second i opened the map
Earth actually has 2 places that look sort of like a cock and balls. Scandinavia, and Southeast Asia. Which is why Scientifically we can prove that Africa was impregnated by Eurasia twice and gave birth the the Americas(Fraternal Twins), and Australia. Antarctica ran all the way down south after being horrified when it witnessed this.
Just write KRAKKKERS on top of everything
Italians exist in a quantum superposition of white/nonwhite depending on the observer.
50% white, 50% non white, 100% sexpest
erm, I'll have you know that the orcs are Asiatic hordes /s
you're not wrong exactly.
- Flanders
- Kernow
- Caledonia
- Wallachia
- Camargue
- Iberia
- Benelux
- Monteblanco
- Euskal Herria
- Gonadia
- Ballsenmouf
- Nutsaxia
- West Penis
- Fart
Borders are messed up on this, the USSR isn't shown as a single country, and the Celtic Isles are all sorts of wrong.
i want to live in Benis :D
:DDDDD
Ty Elon
From left to right, Diet Spain, Diet Spain Lite with Lemon, Francetopia, Holy Roman Empire, USSR. The others are placeholders.
Brazillian Guyana, Mexican Guyana, East Catalonia...
The country formerly known as east germany
Nœrdlónd
Engdmd
The one down there is the boot. Then there's the thimble, and the tophat.
I think they’re all controlled by Lord Beanis
the strip in the bottom left is Cartago (delenda est)
just write europe over the whole part
West Asia
The national bird of Macedonia is the defenestration. It maintains a 30v potential from the west to whom it may concern.
Remember when Gadaffi proposed Partitioning Switzerland? Let's start drawing new lines, baybeee 😎😎😎
Let's give a bunch of tankies who know nothing about European geography a map of Europe with all the borders erased and ask 'em to draw new ones!
We'll probably get a whole bunch of variations on the USSR's official borders, varying perspectives on what belongs to who within the Warsaw Pact, and maybe Western Europe carved up in funny ways. But it'll be interesting to see... and it'd be funny to compare that with the results of asking random Western liberals to perform the same task!
Russia
Germany
France
United Kingdom
Spain
Poland
Italy
Turkey
Greece
Bulgaria
Portugal
Netherlands
Serbia
The Ukraine
Belarus
Sweden
Norway
Denmark
Ireland
Finland
Iceland
Lithuania
Latvia
Estonia
Switzerland
Bosnia
Macedonia
Croatia
Slovenia
Czechia
Hungary
Romania
Moldova
Albania
Andorra
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg
San Marino
The Vatican
Sounds mde up, did you use an LLM to output these?
Nice try, those are just the districts of Waffledonia