memes

shouldn't use psycho as a joke/ insult like that, saw comrades saying that it demonizes them unfairly

plus edgy would be a better fit in this context anyway

That's why I always do the jelly first because less of it sticks to the knife

you have committed a crime.

pfft. a knife? to scoop and spread condiments? I get the widest spoon that will fit in the mouth of the jar.

I am not a child playing foolish little baby games. I am crafting a profane altar of shame to ritually murder my hunger.

the real joker move is to use a separate knife for each, and leave them both in the sink for someone else to wash

Shadow, Jiff sells that extra.

Peanut butter to jelly is fine because the jelly is refrigerated.

Jelly to peanut butter could not be fine depending on if you refrigerate your peanut butter or not.

If you don't refrigerate your peanut butter then don't do jelly to peanut butter.

"And I just love Latinas"

Okay I'm a sane person and use separate utensils for each of course. But hear me out. At least when you put the jelly in the fridge the peanut butter won't go bad. The real horrible people put the jelly knife in the peanut butter, which then goes in the cabinet and goes bad, ruining the peanut butter.

Peanut Butter first is a bold move.

Oh so I see you met my mom

I do this

I just lick the peanut butter off the knife to keep the jelly clean

but what if someone needs to use my jelly and they're deathly allergic to peanuts

TIL americans put jam in the fridge

what kinda animal yalls be can't even wipe off the peanut butter or the jelly on the clean piece of bread between going at the jars? freaks all ya're freaks

Knife in pb

Lick it clean

Knife in jam

Lick it clean