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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

shouldn't use psycho as a joke/ insult like that, saw comrades saying that it demonizes them unfairly

plus edgy would be a better fit in this context anyway

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

lol wut who is self identifying as a psychopath xD

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Its not about identifying as it, it's about being called it - people going through psychotic episodes (which are entirely separate to psychopathy) or delusions often get called it. Psychopathy isn't even an actual medical classification, so there isn't really a reason to use it as a term at all.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

People don't typically identify as it, they get it forced on them

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

the real joker move is to use a separate knife for each, and leave them both in the sink for someone else to wash joker-gaming

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

That's why I always do the jelly first because less of it sticks to the knife

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

pfft. a knife? to scoop and spread condiments? I get the widest spoon that will fit in the mouth of the jar.

I am not a child playing foolish little baby games. I am crafting a profane altar of shame to ritually murder my hunger.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

born to scoop by hand, forced to use a spoon

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

you have committed a crime.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Peanut butter to jelly is fine because the jelly is refrigerated.

Jelly to peanut butter could not be fine depending on if you refrigerate your peanut butter or not.

If you don't refrigerate your peanut butter then don't do jelly to peanut butter.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

is this dialectics?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Shadow, Jiff sells that extra.

"And I just love Latinas"

[–] isame@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Okay I'm a sane person and use separate utensils for each of course. But hear me out. At least when you put the jelly in the fridge the peanut butter won't go bad. The real horrible people put the jelly knife in the peanut butter, which then goes in the cabinet and goes bad, ruining the peanut butter.

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Peanut Butter first is a bold move.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I just lick the peanut butter off the knife to keep the jelly clean

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Oh so I see you met my mom

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

what kinda animal yalls be can't even wipe off the peanut butter or the jelly on the clean piece of bread between going at the jars? freaks all ya're freaks

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

TIL americans put jam in the fridge

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

but what if someone needs to use my jelly and they're deathly allergic to peanuts

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Knife in pb

Lick it clean

Knife in jam

Lick it clean