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As seemingly the only REAL ML on here, it's so obvious all of you are some strain of ultra. I've dropped reply after replay after reply trying to explain this. I've made reading lists. But no, none of you interface with it.

Look, the world's not going to end spontaneously and that it requires conscious organizing of the people of earth to bring it. None of you are even Machenists, let alone Machen-Lovecraftists as I am. In my recommended reading list post last week I recommended you all read De Vermis Mysteriis, Unaussprechlichen Kulten (or just Nameless Cults if you think retaining the original German title is so pretentious), The King In Yellow, & Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan (no, not Hasan). I got 2 up-bears on that.

Have any of you even read the Necronomicon? Maybe it's because it has a POC writer? Ohm "It's old, it doesn't apply to modern times." Wrong, the stars are aligning, bringing our eventual end every moment. The politcians have only changed the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to end it.

Sure you'll misquote the Necronomicon, you'll say 'this is chtulhu fetishism' not knowing that Alhazred means A LITERAL FETISH, you damn fools. You're making us look so fucking stupid to the uninitiated.

I'll admit, maybe some of you are anti-cosmic, but you're not MLs, and you'll happily return to your thousand-year dark ages after the next syzygial alignment comes and goes. Meanwhile, I'm out there constantly agitating for the Old Ones to come back. I've started a vanguard of sensitive artists whose perceptive psyches have been dreaming of cyclopean depths and crafting small statuettes and bas-reliefs of the Elder Things and The Old Ones. We're engaging in eschatological praxis. Doing this has granted me sights beyond my eyes, and thoughts beyond my mind.

Meanwhile you're all making useless posts asking "are we appropriating shoggoth culture when we build temples to Dagon?," saying anyone from Miskatonic University is a "PMC," and endless struggle sessions over Hounds of Tindalos bans.

I'll end with a quote.

"The materialist has nothing to lose; the idealist is eternally suffering the pangs of disillusionment."

  • H. P. Lovecraft
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[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Now your dreams will never again be so peaceful. You will see capital in your nights, like a nightmare, that presses you and threatens to crush you. With terrified eyes you will see it get fatter, like a monster with one hundred proboscises that feverishly search the pores of your body to suck your blood. And finally you will learn to assume its boundless and gigantic proportions, its appearance dark and terrible, with eyes and mouth of fire, morphing its suckers into enormous hopeful trumpets, within which you’ll see thousands of human beings disappear: men, women, children. Down your face will trickle the sweat of death, because your time, and that of your wife and your children will soon arrive. And your final moan will be drowned out by the happy sneering of the monster, glad with your state, so much richer, so much more inhumane.

—Carlo Cafiero, Summary of Marx's Capital (1879)

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Excellently done. Let me also refer you to this post: https://hexbear.net/post/3155084

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 16 points 16 hours ago

The politcians have only changed the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to end it.

chefs-kiss

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Sure you'll misquote the Necronomicon, you'll say 'this is chtulhu fetishism' not knowing that Alhazred means A LITERAL FETISH, you damn fools.

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 18 points 16 hours ago

Clearly this site is compromised by Yog-$$othoth propaganda. More like the Gate and the KKKey

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I have been playing the viola out my window for fucking decades to keep an otherworldly portal closed and this is the thanks I get, lib?

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

There. Now you've all seen the sign.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago

Its opening up my eyes as we speak

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

Maybe it's because it has a POC writer

Solidarity between People of Cthulhu

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Unaussprechlichen Kulten

Isn't it more correct to translate as "Unpronounceable Cults" that "Nameless Cults"?

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

Forbidden knowledge

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

You say this but you're obviously a lib who hasn't opened their third eye or you'd posting on non-euclideanbear.net

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago

Counterpoint - my band is called Plague of Carcosa

Checkmate lib dubois-finger-guns

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

/c/copypasta

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

I don't even trust his doodoo ass printers and office computers I'm not reading theory by HP.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Shoggoths worship Dagon or anyone else, so you probably wanted to say "Deep One culture" or something, and the "sensitive artists having visions" thing is caused by Cthulhu, a Great Old One, but the Elder Things are a) opposed to (and crushed by) Cthulhu, b) much more mundane, unable to cause a global psychic phenomenon, and c) don't really have any surviving exemplars except ones frozen in ice, with the last ones who thawed being very quickly killed by Shoggoths.

Also, I can't believe you're doing this bit, mentioning Machen, and then not using "The White People."

Anyway, good job, I liked it overall.

The politcians have only changed the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to end it.

This is fantastic.

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

I had to include both factions so as to not be sectarian. Also, if you read the Poakotic Fragments it explains what you think I got wrong. Obviously you're getting most of your knowledge from the MSM of P (mainstream manuscripts of Pnakotic) ((not to be confused with Poakotic).

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

sounds dope

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Tbf I think most people who have read The King in Yellow have lost their ability to post

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not fucking reading all that, I've got too much vibe theorizing to do.

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

This is what I'm talking about. "I'll just vibe with the flying polyps while the shoggoths colonize them."

No. Get off your entitled ass and start farming great windstorms with the rest of the polyptariat.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Thesis: Tentacles

Antithesis: Tent tickles

Synthesis: The antiemetic globalist octopus shrugging its shoulders at the camera and saying "It's a living."

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago

Metathesis: testicles

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

spongebob-wait What form did Karl Marx ascend to on June 3, 1921?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago

A 5-D hypersquid

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wait why is there a tear appearing on my floor uwahanggng

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'd tell you how to fix that but the mods have ascended beyond the need for sleep and actively censor my thoughts before I can even post them.

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Look into Foruzoth, the blind idiot mod.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

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