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Logging onto corn hub to watch cutting edge indie horror like the Playlist below

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl-jXa_qOMZmigse_ROfz9GCHk_2mRkPo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Jugs Magazine but it has a really good article on China sandwiched in-between the smut.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

modern booba delivery has merged with innovative story telling to give us rich narratives like "Now's Your Chance to Rub Your Privates on My Privates, Family Member, because I am stuck in the Washing Machine 14 from FartHouse Media Featuring Milky Milf Coco Deeznutzzz and Blort "The Penis" Honkler.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once upon a time our naive ancestors thought smut was a serious genre of art and treated it accordingly. Today we know that it is miserable slop and nothing else.

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who are the ancestors you are rearing to 😭

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The modern equivalent would be enshittified. I'm imagining tiktok except adult content is allowed and a slider to decide how much is adult

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

tiktok with a slider labeled pedophilia looking back at the audience like a contestant on the Price is Right

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Audience shouting wildly different numbers.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Without checking I'm almost sure pornhub already has a tiktok/reels feature, where you can scroll through 30-second vertical porn videos

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I remember I played a porn game once (shut up don't judge) where the writing was just too good. Like I didn't want to fuck the redhead, I wanted to get to the bottom of this small town conspiracy

Are you being serious

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Was it a pc-98 visual novel? I think I remember hearing those have good stories save for the porn.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This is the future the woke left wants smh

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ray Bradbury walked so Halo 3 Mad Snipez could run.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact, all issues of Playboy through Feb 2013 are archived online. You know, for the articles.

CW it's Playboy magazinehttps://archive.org/download/playboy-magazines-1953-2013/PlayBoy/

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Clicked a random issue from near the top and started skimming. This shit could fill /c/slop for decades.

alex-oopsie crazy-frog-trans jbp

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't read this but looked up the plot and lol, they have time travel safaris to the past, but you're supposed to adhere to strict protocol to avoid changing the future?? and they just let regular schlubs use it? lol

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Who wouldn't trust the real world equivalent of Homer Simpson with time travel?

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Some director could upload their indie short film to PH and we'd never find it. It's a good recipe for a cult following. Hell, they could be doing it right now.

[–] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

They made Sound of Thunder into a bad movie, I half-heartedly recommend it.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, bring back "I only read it for the articles!" discourse.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone who's been a indie short horror kick lately thanks for that Playlist lol