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[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow, I agree to ravioli=dumpling but can’t go as far as saying that pop-tart equals anything in that category

[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Poptart seems more like a turnover to me.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cube rule does it better.

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol ... you're both wrong ... it's data

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Um ackchually, the creator of data says it's pronounced data

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pop-tarts are calzones.

This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

Greek salad is fruit salad

True.

Paris sucks

Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Carcel@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

1 / 3 = 0.333...

0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...

0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...

1 = 0.999...

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I only need 2:

JavaScript frameworks

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's showing some backbone

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)
[–] nik9000@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where does steak fall into these classifications?

[–] Nycto@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Roller skates count as vehicles

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

Punishment is ineffective long-term

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

they said no politics

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

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Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

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