Microblog Memes

which state if you do not mind me asking?

Man made climate disaster? Man made climate warming?

Nevermind, I looked into this. It is some unofficial measuring station and not an official station (which the one at Røssvoll is)

Mo I Rana doesn't exist. It's a fasade put up to hide the government facilities from people on the train. I only knew one dude from Mo i Rana and he was definitely a robot.

Crazy, I'm in the Southern California high desert and it's been hotter where you are than where I am. That's not supposed to happen.

Humans are remarkably good at not caring about something until it affects them personally at which point it's too late to do anything about it

I'm really looking forward to the deaths of oldest, stupidest, and loudest of the people who don't care. In fact, many of them die every day. As the salt water infiltrates their reinforced caskets and slowly attacks their preservative-ridden corpses, the planet heals itself.

Imagine you were born into a world that just experienced the defeat of fascism, the dawn of the nuclear age, the green revolution, the triumph of fordist production, and Keynesian economics. You might have been arrogant enough to think you've conquered nature, too.

Just like daddy drops in his drink. ... And then he gets maaad.

Once and for all

It isn’t just that, there’s also a massive ocean current that brings warm, tropical water up there. It’s also why Atlantic Europe is so warm despite being generally as north or more than frickin’ Montréal where last winter we got 70-80cm of snow in 48hrs.

This is still a massive problem, of course.

Don't Look Up!

Invest in sharpies!

"Just need to melt a few more ice caps and my LLM will have the solution to preventing the ice caps from melting!"

Tell me about it. Do you have any idea how high the specific heat of water is? George Soros must be running those space lasers 24/7 to make such a convincing show.

It’s a conspiracy I tell you, the operators of all 250,000 worldwide weather stations are in a coordinated effort to misreport temperatures

I used to ski every year since i was a child, but i took a good 10-12 year break. When i went back in the region i usually went skiing, the glacier was pretty much gone. At least compared to what i remembered. It was quite shocking.

Oh, they're absolutely doing a lot about it. They're funding climate change denial lobbyists, selling land that's vulnerable to climate change, and buying land that will improve with it. The working class will be left holding the bag...again

Smithsonian Magazine

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Why would they need air conditioning with their heads in a guillotine basket?

We'll be letting a lot of things sink in over the next 50 years

Joke's on them when AMOC collapses.