Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
4chan was taken offline when this photo leaked and I had to traverse the dark web to find it. Very shocking and not for sensitive people:
spoiler
I threw up when I saw it and there was black helicopters circling my house.
Wow they’re burning like an entire pack of the cards they had up their sleeves on this one.
Watch it be another thermal imagining nose camera shot taken of a tictac from a jet fighter, a total nothingburger yet again.
For sure.
CIA deepfake farm gonna need to take some time off of whatever they have cookin
Before everyone carried a phone in their pocket: UFO sightings are common
When everyone carried a phone in their pocket: UFO sightings are rare
After AI deepfakes become convincing: UFO "sightings" are infinite
Storm the US Virgin Islands. they can't stop all of us.
If we Naruto run the thermal drones won't pick us up
Year 2525:
Alien “How did the human race end up joining the interplanetary commonwealth?”
Human “There was this guy named Jeffery Epstein…”
Alright, but what if Trump got assassinated before this was released. What then?
Glorpu Nethalorpyp will declare war on the humans.
Critical support
This would be wild, but I can't find any evidence of him actually saying this
Yeah it's probably bullshit
live mulder reaction: 
there's an alien that looks exactly like everyone, and sometimes, those aliens go to pedophile islands. it could happen to anyone. it could happen to you. maybe it happened to me. it's a horrible thing. and you get accused of terrible things. people treat you very unfairly. like a dog. a dog gets treated better than i do.
:kelly: X-Stein Files
Ignore that likely half or more of the political and bourgeoisie class in America are pedophiles andremoveds y'all! Look at the aliens aren't they neat huh!? Yeah look at those lil green men!
andremoveds
The one thing I don't like about the slur filter is that I start guessing through possibilities every time it activates mid-word like this. I'm sure there's a federation hassle which justifies doing it this way, but I kind of wish it would just tell the poster to rewrite.
It's kinda like a slur Rorschach test.
Oh it was "grape-ists", didn't know that one got filtered
They don't read the docs close enough and it turned out they sent a couple of aliens to Little Saint James on the plane with Epstein and Trump
"Fuck!"
We'll finally have confirmation that billionaires are actually alien reptiles in skin suits
Glorp was on the flight logs
Unless they are going to take me back with them I'd rather the Epstein files.
Neat........ Epstein