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[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 197 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It all makes sense if you assume that everything Musk does is intended to impress a 4chan nazi circa 2012.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That sort of makes sense but I don’t understand how that weird torso having creep has like 16 kids. He seems almost too stupid to understand how it works, physically and I know he is about as smooth as a pile of broken glass with no emotional IQ or self awareness.

I am confounded.

[–] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 37 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, I thought he forced all the women he’s been involved with to do in vitro to make sure he only has sons (and that’s part of why he hates his daughter)?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

And inherited money, so he doesn't need to learn anything.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Being a billionaire helps immensely in that regard.

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[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He probably pays women to have his "super smart" babies.

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[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Elon Musk died and was replaced with a shitty smarterchild era chat bot??

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I love it for him that he's so desperately lonely.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He has how many kids and still longs this badly for attention

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The kids are (unfortunately, they didn't pick him as dad they have to live with that fact) just his living genetics bank

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I bet he sees them as spare parts. That being said all the women that encouraged him are the real pos.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he wasn't a nazi, I'd would feel bad for how painfully pathetic he is.

Wealthiest man on the planet also being the most desperate for attention prickly is some poetic bs it would make a terrible movie

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It is some great gatsby bullshit for sure

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PLZ put Elon in the title so that my idiot filter can function!

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The stupid part is not that he posted this

The stupid part is that so many people look at it, talk about it and pay attention to it

He doesn't post these things to project anything ... he does it to keep everyone's attention on himself, no matter how anyone may see him

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Supercrok

Cola 15
Pizza 15
Burger 40

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's one cola, Elon

How much can it cost, fifteen dollars?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I actually find those types of memes so funny. Rich people not knowing what small things cost. 😆👌

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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

also, the menu is tilted toward Musk, but the text is facing outwards... or, downwards? Whatever, from our perspective, we ought to see it mirrored.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The man has access to billions of dollars, chooses to use ai slop.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably using his shitty ai, thinking it makes him look cool.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 2 weeks ago

Elon "Oh Elon, everyone is going to think you are so cool using Grok to make art. Everyone is going to love you and think you are awesome."

Narrator "No one thought that."

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

So, the kind of quality control we expect from Musk's companies. It's on brand.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm sure he goes to those overpriced up their own ass restaurants and orders off the kids menu.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Imagine being such a loser that you don't have any pictures with real friends

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Also his wrists are phasing through each other.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

And why is the "Diner" sign pointing in to the... diner?

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 24 points 2 weeks ago

This is so pathetic it hurts.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Weird ass restaurant with their backwards menus

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There, just the way elon likes it

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

because unlike his kids and wife they won't leave him

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Unrealistic. Vivian would never hang out with him.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

nitter.poast[.]org is run by a nazi iirc. same guy behind poa[.]st (really awful pleroma instance).

Try using xcancel.com instead.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Psychologist: "Elon you should make some friends."

Elon:

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fuck is panda doing there?!

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Grok probably has some weird association with anime style girl figures and red pandas, so when it generated this image it threw them in.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s just making it so hard for film makers to come with cringe billionaire villains who teenagers will think are way too on-the-nose, as even Jesse Eisenberg billionaires are not this cringe.

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Almost looks like a ChatGPT image… did Grok make this or did Elon use his competitor’s AI to make it?

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's why he's also called Phony Stark. Never want to give the bastard view counts, which of course feeds his egomania.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What fucked up world are a pizza and a cola the same price, but a burger is more than double?

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

I like anime girls and AI. Thing is, Elon gives off a vibe of 'hello fellow kids', purely for the sake of being the most popular kid in highschool, rather than actually enjoying stuff.

That is sad.

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