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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

lol thanks for the laugh

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Ozzy used to ring me up when I'd buy a pack of smokes or a vape, I miss him already.

I could honestly see him doing some normal shit like this on his time off, mostly due to cognitive impairment.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In his honor: Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses...

Rest well, Ozzy.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s a good rhyme for β€œmasses?”

That old stuff hit hard.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anti-woke Black Sabbath be like

Karens gathered in their masses
Just like libs in sensitivity classes

[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Black Mold Sabbaths

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought he was like 200 years old, surprised to hear he was only 76.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Dude fucked up his body hard in the 80’s and 90’s. Even back in the peak Ozzfest days it was clear the drugs, alcohol, and hard partying had done a number on him.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

same.. i thought he was in his 90s about 20 years ago

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

for real, no disrespect to the king. but when my boss told me about this and when i learned thats how old he was i said it had to be a typo. even since i was a kid people joked about how old he was. im 32 now. how tf is he only 76??

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

damn didnt black sabbath just do a last show a week ago or so

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Yep! Got it in just in time

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he was sitting for the whole thing, now it makes sense he was at deaths door

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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn literally weeks after the last Sabbath show. I guess it's time to blast Master of Reality again.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time :(

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

How bout now?

damn, I was sure by now that he has to be invincible.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

That's sad news sadness

I had to make sure this was real since I saw a fake post going around the web a while ago.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

whoa.. first the Cosby kid and now Ozzy

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Shit. Celebrities usually die in 3's.

So place your bets on who's next.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He announced his cancer was magically better because he took HRT or something.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

sicko-wistful HRT giveth (booba) and HRT taketh away (dilbert guy's butt cancer)

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Raising my hands to the sky, fingers wiggling, shouting "dr Phil" into the heavens with the fullest conviction.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Finally a chance to bust out my 12 thrift store Ridin' with Biden shirts

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Bam Margera

Last video I saw that dude he looked like SHIT.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently he's just hit 16 months sober vivian-shrug

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good for him. Yeah the last video I saw of him was him trying to break back into his house after he got kicked out, dude was clearly drunk off his rocker. I think he said he was drunk pretty much 24/7 at that point in his life.

[–] Crikeste@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can’t imagine what’s it’s like to be a celebrity and trying to do rehab and shit. I wish that man the best.

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

cmon bam dont die i got work in the mornin

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

aww c'mon Bam I ain't tryin ta get my dink sunked, ya know I don't got time fer that

Cmon Bam, first you sunk my dink, now you go and die on me, I ain't got time to bury you Bam.

yeah, I read he's been a lot better recently, but this wouldn't be the first time he's cleaned up. hopefully its the final time.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was in a Brought You This Thing video [link] recently and he's looking a bit better

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[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mileikowsky also ends in β€œy.”

Edit: Malcolm Jamal Warner contains no β€œy,” but I’m still rooting for Benny

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

whens the electric funeral?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is my 30th birthday. Smoked a fat one and have my first edition of paranoid on the turntable. I have had a tetanus shot, failed a droving test, was told I couldn't attend my dream school, another royal baby was born, and this is still the worst thing that has happened on my birthday, and it had to be my fucking 30th.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Hope your birthday gets better soon Care-Comrade

[–] sniper_culture@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

rock in peace

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