That’s not a real burglary lmao
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Lmao she wanted her dead fathers things from her mother who (likely) refused to hand them over?? Girl it’s your mother you can’t find a way to be alone in her house without a b&e dressed like a cartoon goon?
Now that I’m thinking about it she probably dressed like that because of the cameras. But like I could break any electronic thing belonging to my parents or grandparents and when then find it all i’d have to do is shrug and say “yeah I heard they can break like that sometimes.” Old people never take responsibility for tech issues anyway.
How is this even considered a burglary? This should just be small claims or family court shit.
Officers responding to the scene just before 5am on Monday discovered Mitchell in the basement "dressed in all black clothing and a black hat" with a flashlight that had a "black sock covering" it nearby, the charging document states.
God forbid a woman have a hobby
They failed to mention the large sack with a dollar sign on it that she was carrying.
One eyewitness stated that Mitchell kept repeatedly muttering, "robble robble" as she was apprehended and led away by law enforcement officers.
American politicians planning a heist:
Imagine a Hamburglar
Is stealing burgers a serious crime in Burger Reich or is it a sacrament?
"oh boy, here I go stealin' again"
burglary is kinda cool, imo. any dumbass can rob people. it takes skills and planning to burgle.
the anti-burglary laws discriminate against those of us with creep.
this is why if you need a burglar it's a good idea to let your wizard choose
I'm a bit conflicted on this. If I elect someone to state or federal office I do expect them to be a bit of a go-getter.
any politician besides nixon can have little a crooking as a treat
I knew it was a democrat because a republican would just stonewall until being convicted and removed from office
A d pressured by another Democrat yo step down while the party carries a 1 vote majority. Stupid.
This is going to be a hell of a special election
Dems ultimate end goal is to smugly say "you have no idea how bad you look right now" as theyre forced to dig their own grave.
A d pressured by another Democrat yo step down while the party carries a 1 vote majority. Stupid.
I give you, The Democrats!
Do Republicans actually get removed from office for this sort of thing? I would figure they would just invoke the "who is going to do a single thing about it?" clause
If she had just been dressed in normal clothes this would just be a messy domestic issue. The fact that she felt compelled to dress like a goofy ass cartoon burglar is what sunk her
what if she was wearing all black because she's goth
Its not a real burglary unless you're dressed like the Cookie Crook.