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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worms don’t eat dirt. They eat detritus and poop dirt.

[–] compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Genuinely curious - what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 128 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] XM34@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sometimes I wish Lemmy had awards just like Reddit. Here, take this instead: 🦭

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Reaction emotes like how wafrn and misskey do would be so fucking peak. They're instance customizable too.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Is that the French seal of approval?

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Very helpful, thank you!

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

He picked off the decomposing organic debris from the word and pooped the letters out. Now if only we knew what detritus was.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago

Well, now that I’ve reviewed up the definition of detritus, not a whole lot.
😂 I would say that detritus is coarser and implies the sense being recognizeable as having been part of a larger whole.
I meant it in the sense of organic debris: leaf litter and such. I think of dirt as being finer and relatively uniform. Water + dirt = mud. Water + detritus = clean detritus.

What I meant was that worms sustain themselves on organic material, and, after they break it down, it is more incorporated in to the soil.

Theres is a whole other discussion to be had whether dirt ≈ soil…

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

I'll take a shot. "Detritus" is the easier part: it's decaying plant and animal matter. So the worms are eating leaves and stuff after it's started breaking down.

"Dirt" is a little more difficult because it doesn't have as crisp of a definition. Usually when people say "dirt" in this context, they mean "soil," but that's only a little better. The relevant definition for soil is, "the upper layer of earth that may be dug or plowed and in which plants grow."

That detritus gets broken down by bacteria and becomes soil even without worms, but worms do basically the same thing faster. Plus their moving around helps loosen the soil, which also is helpful for growing plants.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

They're pretty similar but it seems:

Detritus - fragments of materials that have disintegrated or worn away.

Dirt - Unclean matter, soil or grime.

Close because I'm pretty sure soil is broken down rocks and stuff.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More available/easily digestible nutrients probably. Stuff like decomposing leaf litter, dead plants, other animal excrement.

Disclaimer this is a pure guess.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

…and eat mushrooms

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Results show almost instantly

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, ate urine and became even more mortal.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

by doing this you become the worm.

chicken now try to eat you

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That would explain a lot : Leto II became a worm because he ate dirt (spice - and a worm BTW)

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[–] MrTrono@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I'm already doing this my diet is mostly coffee... And before I hear all you say coffee isn't dirt... I can assure you it was GROUND this morning 🤪

Worm no eat dirt, worm make dirt.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Except who tf can afford it? Granted, this is the organic stuff, but excuse me if I prefer not to feed my kids chemical-filled junk.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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[–] Rexiose@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

[–] Bytemite@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

That was beautiful 😭

[–] PeefJerky@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let us all know how that works out for you.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

it's also dirt cheap

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And then lose 90% of that pure energy as heat

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No. You would be too powerful for me; mo way to make that ethical. Did you not read 'dune'?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even worms don't "eat dirt" they eat biological material like decaying plant matter. And it depends what kind of "worm" we're talking about here. There are countless varieties that eat different things.

But animals that eat pure minerals directly from the Earth? Not many.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah that whole niche was kinda taken over by the flora kingdom early on jokes on them though we have SpongeBob on our team! He lives in a pineapple showing the innate superiority of animals over plants.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No they're more like carrion eaters.

Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.

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