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A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.
You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!
Results show almost instantly
How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has
Instructions unclear, ate urine and became even more mortal.