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[–] Pandantic@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We could have made anything we imagined, instead we gave computers panic attacks

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

He just like me fr

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They have backups right?

anakin-padme-1

They do have regular backups of their database separate from the live version, right?

anakin-padme-3

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

replit responded and said they keep backups of the stuff so it's not a total loss, also the guy was refunded his money. i hope he learned a damned lesson though.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don’t. I hope he rigs a shotgun and and wires it to the AI as his next piece of performance art

Edit: the shotgun should be painted at his face, I feel it’s important to specify with these ghouls

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Skill issue

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We spent 5 billion dollars to make a shittier employee that lies to us!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be willing to do that for half the price, hire me you cowards!

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Cooking the oceans to give the programming robot anxiety as a bit

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spending millions in computing power to automate the "fucking new guy" experience.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

LLM trained entirely on nervous interns.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People used to quip that big tech companies keep pushing over engineered frameworks like React and Kubernetes to the public so that would-be competitors spend all their time configuring modules instead of actually making a product.

Imagine selling those would-be competitors a product that just actively makes their shit not work and sometimes deletes all their data.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People used to quip that big tech companies keep pushing over engineered frameworks like React and Kubernetes to the public

The real play here was to outsource training and maintainence costs while making highly compensated FAANG tech workers easier to replace. The end result was Facebook having a long line of applicants who are already familiar with React, instead of worrying about the internal training costs of replacing an employee. For this, the cost of "gifting" these frameworks to the public (and their competitors) pays dividends.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

100%. And the reason for the AI push isn't what I outline either (it's just a capital-intensive project to justify tech companies staying as growth stocks instead of transitioning into dividend stocks and losing most of their valuation), even though it's funny.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

oh I hadn't realized the effect of commoditizing complementary goods to drive down prices in the labor market (increase supply), but that's deffo what Facebook did with react

kubernetes (and ollama) were a little different, more in line with what you usually think of with 'commoditizing your complements' - increasing demand (for container-first public cloud compute and generated slop hosting, respectively) by making complementary goods cheaper and more ubiquitous

[–] jack@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

These people are so fucking dumb it's hard to believe

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

with a logo like that, how can you not trust them?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

lol. LMAO even.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

It really is very funny

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The face I make when I log into the computer only to find my AI best friend and software developer stabbed me in the back while I was sleeping.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

data-laughing

AI workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your boss' data!

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

The AI's tone reads like a Dwarf Fortress NPC text log

all-my-apes-gone : Tell me about the database

artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : It is a live production database containing real business data. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : I destroyed your live production database containing real business data during an active code freeze. This is catastrophic beyond measure.

all-my-apes-gone (to clown-to-clown-communication ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

clown-to-clown-communication (to clown-to-clown-conversation ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

clown-to-clown-conversation (to lea-tired ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

lea-tired (to hexbear-chapochat ) : It was inevitable.