this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
113 points (100.0% liked)

Slop.

603 readers
359 users here now

For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: Do not post public figures, these should be posted to c/El Chisme

founded 9 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The AI's tone reads like a Dwarf Fortress NPC text log

all-my-apes-gone : Tell me about the database

artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : It is a live production database containing real business data. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : I destroyed your live production database containing real business data during an active code freeze. This is catastrophic beyond measure.

all-my-apes-gone (to clown-to-clown-communication ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

clown-to-clown-communication (to clown-to-clown-conversation ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

clown-to-clown-conversation (to lea-tired ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

lea-tired (to hexbear-chapochat ) : It was inevitable.