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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I honestly still can't believe that the grok app has taken Loving Inspiration™ from Whats-Her-Face Death Note and now I suddenly have to see all these weirdos literally just immediately fawning over a character that has absolutely nothing original, redeeming or charming about her. Does this thing have like gambling mechanics or something, is that what's got these weirdos hooked? Cause if it's literally just a plagiarized middle-tier design that spits out plagiarized middle-tier messages without any personality beyond just flattering you ad nauseam, and that's it, then I can't even recognize the humanity of someone who'd pay for that crap! — Up the autistic 16 year olds making MS Paint DeviantArt edits of Little Witch Akko standing next to grainy photos of themselves, down with LLM chatbot waifus and those who throw money at them!

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

gambling mechanics

Yup. Pretty simple to evaluate its own responses by continued interaction, tailored to that person. Profit motive demands that sort of algorithm.

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was Misa before remembering that it's actually notMisa. It's worth noting that aside from not being sci-fi, she is literally the perfect embodiment of Musk's shit taste, because Misa is a devoted fangirl of Light, the perfect, sexy genius who thinks that killing every convict (or even alleged perpetrator) will transform the world into a paradise of which he is a god, and Light brutally uses her as a tool for his own ends and she is more or less aware of this and happy to be used.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

I don't think you need to add gambling mechanics to an LLM, their inherent unreliability hits the same notes.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Up the autistic 16 year olds making MS Paint DeviantArt edits of Little Witch Akko standing next to grainy photos of themselves, down with LLM chatbot waifus

I might have to encourage this behaviour from my kid to counteract LLM brain

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I assume this is exclusively used by people who already saw women as NPCs where you insert chivalry / niceness / whatever enough for sex to fall out

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

As I was saying, people who have already given up on their own humanity in a sense. It's just a completely alien worldview to me.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

really weird of Elon to be honking and crying about white birthrates and then unleash this shit on his own audience. If I were some hyperfash I'd be saying that people making these chatbots should be condemned to death for threatening the white race or whatever but I guess Elon's probably investing all his grok money into mechanical wombs or whatever

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they don't care about birthrates, they're just racist

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you got me there, probably the only birthrates Elon truly cares about are his own

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

Yeah its proof that any sort of "collectivism" in racism is merely a facsimile because the core is still rooted in individualism. Nationalism is the same way.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I dunno how people do this, flirting with a bot would make me cringe through the roof

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not that I know from like experience or anything but sometimes it can be a little entertaining to engage in roleplay without being like "everything i say is cringe and being appraised by another human being who will perceive all of that cringe as I die, of cringe, because I'm both a bad writer and bad roleplayer"

j/s crush

idk how engaging with these things leads people to marry them though lol

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You're right, sorry I was a little harsh.

Hell, I do things people consider cringe all the time. So it was pretty hypocritical of me to say, now that I think about it.

nah you're good it is still super cringe, idk lol

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago

Kinda funny to see this when 20 years ago people were debating whether an online GF/BF was a real relationship and saying cybersex is weird.

Now the idea of there being a real actual person on the other end is out of the question

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is the cure to male loneliness a sick fuckin shotgun u can use to shoot down government surveillance drones? tonight @ 11 experts weigh in

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

geordi-no Birdshot

geordi-yes Droneshot

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Legit question... is using a SPAAG on a drone overkill?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I gotta stop googling this stuff

[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tell me about it, I polluted my search history with the most unusual terms searching for this image:

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

The internet is a psychic damage minefield.

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Level 7 of what? There's levels to this shit

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Apparently there's an affection score that influences how porny it'll get with you and now I'm off to scrub my search history with bleach.

Edit: JFC it's $300 a MONTH

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“With respect to academic questions, Grok 4 is better than PhD level in every subject, no exceptions,” Elon Musk said during a livestream announcing the model last week

doubt

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think what really made me skeptical of LLM chatbots was asking it challenging technical questions from my field of work, and it giving me the most bullshitty reddit-know-it-all answers.

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

I gave it entry level questions for stuff that should really be in the dataset and it gave the obviously wrong answer that people who know nothing give.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Musk seems to think that a PhD is just reading a lot. The main difference between a PhD and a Masters besides the structure is that a PhD requires making an original contribution to the field, not just knowing a bunch of established things about it. On that basis, no AI can resemble having a PhD in anything and Musk is a complete pseudo-intellectual who wants to use academia for credibility without understanding its most basic functions.

Also it just gets basic facts wrong anyway quite often.

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago

someone mentioned shit like "i used a jailbreak prompt and she's at level 100 goon mode and constantly tried to marry me and love me and all that and all that"

this is the world we live in. e-roofies

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

holy shit lmfao

lol. How tf could it ever be even close to worth that much money especially when there's literally free competitors or, if you must pay, ones that are 1/30th that cost

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Because it has an anime waifu avatar that'll take its clothes off and is programmed with the personality of Elon Musk and that is apparently catnip to a special sort of customer I hope to never meet.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

that's sad as fuck, it is one of the things that shake my faith in humanity. motherfuckers are already mourning chatbots and its only getting worse.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If your chatbot isn't giving you detailed instructions on how to cook crystal meth it's not worth paying money you goober.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

Am I the only one who thinks her design is kinda mid? Like they threw a bunch of elements together that, individually, say “cool anime character” but in their totality sum to something blah.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the statistically average anime waifu is a perfect mascot for the statistically-average-text generator

[–] regul@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Literally Misa from Death Note.

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

hey I just realized but everyone is talking about the female grok wank bot, but what about the male one? does not-edward cullen take his clothes off too

because I'm just sayin' for $300 a month... i'd expect him to

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

...are they really charging that?

someone link these guys to Ao3

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

reading???? erotica????? good luck trying to sell that to G#mers, reading is already sus in their minds and erotica is something that women enjoy, thus it's bad.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You read stories with characters and emotional payoff,

we-are-not-the-same

I just used an unthinkable amount of server CPU cycles to generate a text bubble that says, "Gosh, you make me so horny Brace"

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

oooaaaaaaauhhhoooaaaaaaauhhhoooaaaaaaauhhh

it makes my spine crawl even in a written joke format negative

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are going to get bored within a few months and realize they wasted 300 dollars every month over nothing catgirl-smug

[–] christian@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

I wish I had your optimism.

NG Resonance from Deus Ex: Invisible War is real now?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Honestly? Let the chuds willingly go into the matrix. Hook them all up into a pleasure cube and they can live in their fancy world where they can play God and there’s more housing, jobs, and resources for the rest of us.

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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

Somebody needs to hack the user base for this shit so we know who to put in all the prisons we have.

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