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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 3 months ago

There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago

"Drill, baby, drill" - Donald J. Trump

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Should have been other eye that went squonky.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

it's an ice pick and a small hammer.

they can't even be proper dumbasses.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

hard to do with no brain to target

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!

[–] thehowlingnorth@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Trump-a-nation.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is "just another Trumpist did".

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Trumpanation

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is this... not an article and just a meme ?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

MAGAmatics is the language of failure.