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[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why drink your own alcohol when you can go to a disappointing bar and pay a 400-600% markup?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re not just paying for the alcohol. You’re paying for service, a place to hang out, and not having to kick drunk people out of your home.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All very valid - my one is paying to not have to clear up or load a dishwasher with a banging fucking headache the next morning.

It's an expensive luxury these days, though.

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago

A T M O S P H E R E

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That’s a wild take. Most people I know don’t go to bars for an efficient alcoholic experience. They go so they can dance and talk with people. Sure its like $7 a beer or $13 a drink, but that pays for clean up you don’t have to do, a place to hang out, and giving people willing to work late money to live. I don’t have any alcohol at home since it’s honestly too cheap and has already caused me problems.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Most people I know don’t go to bars for an efficient alcoholic experience.

To reinforce what you're saying, bartenders I know tend to only have stories about one-off degeneracy that happens over the course of one night. But liquor store cashiers have stories about their regulars destroying their own lives over the course of months or years.

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's one of the few third places left, and one of the only third places open late when people are out of normal 9 to 5 work

Look how they massacred most coffee shops. 99% of them are for grabbing coffee togo, not for sitting down in.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't the definiton of a third place that you can go there and just chill, without having to spend money?

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The definition I always used is just a place separate from home and work

Given that coffee shops are (were) considered third places the expectations of not needing to spend money isn't really part of the definition I would say.

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[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

For watered down shet :<

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

The bar fits many many more people, some of whom you don't already know!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm the opposite, I go to groceries and buy snacks and stuff and pay 100 without breaking a sweat but If I have a 100 bill in a bar I'm in deep depression for the next 3 weeks.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is how it should be lol.

I dont get why its not more common to just buy a pack of beers and a bottle and sit in the parc with the lads.

like who wants to spend half a days worth of salary for some meh beer in an overcrowded bar with shitty music.

(I guess the problem is the US has puritan laws against drinking alcohol outside, thankfully we don’t tend to have the in europe).

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 1 year ago

I was about to say,
"Cause there is no free third space for you and the lads to hang out" but you seem to have figured it out.

In proper capitalism you have to pay for the privilege to exist anywhere

[–] MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dont get why its not more common to just buy a pack of beers and a bottle and sit in the parc with the lads.

Because then I'd get arrested for drinking in public.

(I mentioned that at the bottom of my post if you had kept reading)

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Look at moneybags over here

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think people would rather pay more for entertainment things rather than things required to survive.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a bad idea to splurge a bit on something fun every now and then to help with your mental health. Just not too often that it becomes a problem.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Billionaires: fuck you I want gold plating on the 6th level of my new yatch

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

apart from the people saying this isn't even true... even if it were, one is a necessity and one is an indulgence. it's one thing to choose to blow some money for something fun and another to have to spend that much every week for mere sustenance.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

To be fair... the bar is far more fun than the grocery store.

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 9 points 1 year ago

Such a boomer meme.

Fancy bars are optional extravagances. Groceries are fuckin not.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*Slaps Franzia box

You can fit so many drunk nights in this

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At my local bars, I tell them I'm (still) unemployed and then ask for the saddest, cheapest, beer. Usually it's High Life or a sad little green can I can't remember the name of. $4 or $5. One of them's a local enough bar that I know most of the bartenders now, at least.

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

5 dollars for a bad beer?? I pay 3 euros for a great beer!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Genesee, Rolling Rock, Pilsner Urquell, Dos Equis, Harp, or Heineken?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nobody with any sense is doing this

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

How? Are you paying like $15+ a pint or something?

[–] SHR@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yup very common in here... designer drinks can be $25-$50 easily

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's a designer drink and why would I pay 25 dollars for it

[–] null@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

It's what it sounds like, and you almost certainly wouldn't.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, fuck that.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

0.5l is over 5 euros these days, you can't even get 20 beers for a hundred.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Australia no joke a pint is about $14 and a cocktail is about $20.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...yes? Is this not common?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Certainly not here anyway, £5 already feels expensive so if it's that much I will probably only have 1. Can usually find places that sell you a £2-3 pint.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You drink something else than beer.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Normally drink cider

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some of us might be drinking more than 6 pints (6 UK pints is about 7.2 US pints). That's one way.

Another way is paying more than $15 per drink, yes, after including tax and tip in the US. That's somewhat common in some places, especially if cocktails are involved. Or higher end wine or spirits. Or even certain craft beers.

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[–] Gearheart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair 100$ of groceries is like 2 things now.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Unlike groceries, you don't need to cook alcohol and clean the glasses when you're done.

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't kink shame

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