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[–] Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.

We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don't open the cage.

[–] Thetimefarm@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

It's ok, it'll take Mark a few hours to unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon's corpse whole. Then he's gunna find a nice warm rock to lay on and digest.

[–] loz@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If we don't open the cage, how do we let the lions in?

[–] Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.

If they’ve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. It’ll be a hit!

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses

[–] krackalot@vlemmy.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Putting our mouths where their money is? No, I don't like that after all...

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You’d probably catch a buzz at least if you could get over the stds

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 years ago

Can't they just fist-fight each other and disappoint all of the viewers already?

[–] MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm confused, I thought Elon was trying to kill Twitter on purpose.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Good ol' fash brain rot. The idols are simultaneously genius who master plan everything like 5D chess, and poor victims who are marginalized and constantly being bullied by the big bad woke.

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (24 children)

Woah crazyyyy, free speech absolutist capitalist seems to hate competition. I wonder why!

[–] dub@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Something something free market something something capitalism

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[–] Tori4626@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is anyone surprised Musk is throwing another hissy fit?

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Mastodon is goin end up with a Zuk

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Where is my cage fight?

[–] JakenVeina@vlemmy.net 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of Twitter employees

LOL, you mean all those employees you unceremoniously fired?

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[–] duckef@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zucks hair looks like those tiktok vids of guys who's baber fucked their haircut up.

[–] citable6704@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago

How preposterous, Human Man Zuckerberg has a completely normal and decidedly regular keratin growth styling!

let them fight

[–] MrGrinder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Lemmy is the coziest place in the internet right now, it's great

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmfao. Well, thanks for the free PR, I'm sure, because some poor secretary in his office knows there isn't jack shit they can sue over.

Not that I'm ever going to pretend to like Meta, but having competition is supposed to be the definition of his precious free market. There's even rules and everything about monopolies. Can't take issue with that unless he's ready to declare himself not a capitalist.

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[–] Squiglet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

let them eat each other out

[–] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for that horrific mental imagery.

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

With ai we can make it a real image

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Eh anyone can threaten to sue. Let me know if he finds a lawyer to file that thinks they have standing. I wonder if mom competes are valid if you get laid off. They are mostly not valid at all in California already.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i know it's (probably) a typo, but the thought of "mom compete" clauses is cracking me up

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[–] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

a lawyer that thinks they have standing

And has confidence they’ll actually be paid.

[–] skomposzczet@vlemmy.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Though I don't think this will happen

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[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Lol I hope they fight and burn all the cash

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think it's your competitors that are the problem, Twitter.

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