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[-] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago

Shitposting aside: there is a valid point on there. Because we can't see our opposites in any discussion on the internet, we cannot take clues into account we otherwise might have. This leads to far-reaching misinterpretations. Imagine someone with a very weird and overly simplistic political stance they defend with tooth and nail. Now imagine that person to be some activist with a cap with political slogans on it. Okay, and now imagine the person to be not that, but a 15-year-old who just started to grasp the world around them but thinks they have it all figured out (puberty doing puberty things). Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn't it. Imagine how many stupid internet fights would never have happened if it was known that one of the participants is a literal child that can't have a clue what they are talking about yet.

Yet, not knowing that we've been arguing with a child for the last hour and a half, we will leave the discussion with the impression that there are grown up people out there thinking childish bullshit. Don't get me wrong, there are those people, but they are not as frequent as one might guess from the internet.

[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

I love that perspective, so true. It even goes the other way, YOU could be a literal child posting such a thought-provoking comment, we'll never know.

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

[-] livingina@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a classic.

Can you believe it turned 30 years old yesterday?

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[-] Aidan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

This is why I refuse to take relationship advice from the internet. I wonder how many adults have gotten divorced because a teenager on Reddit told them to

[-] Wolf_359@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every. Single. Post.

"You need a divorce. This is gaslighting and abuse. He/She does not respect you as a woman/man."

I remember this one post where a guy asked his girlfriend if she would bite the bullet and help the women in his very conservative family cook Thanksgiving dinner once per year. He was super apologetic but explained that the women in the family got super pissed and offended by women not cooking. He had already tried talking to them and they weren't having it. He was between a rock and a hard place. Clearly he didn't know what to do.

Reddit flipped their shit and said the guy had to choose between his girlfriend and his family. Obviously I am against traditional, conservative, gender-role bullshit. But I have dealt with plenty of shit to have a good relationship with my wife's imperfect family. And she has dealt with tons of shit to put up with my imperfect family. A good relationship is two people who do things for the other person. It's reciprocal and kind, even in unpleasant situations. This guy didn't choose his family and he won't change them. All they can do is choose to do it differently in their own house and raise their children differently.

I hate the relationship subreddits. Hot garbage.

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They should get a divorce. He obviously secretly believes in traditional gender roles being followed, and is trying to manipulate her into it with bullshit excuses. No other scenario is possible, no nuances are possible either. Everything is right or wrong.

This is sarcasm, just in case anyone wasn't sure :)

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[-] solstice@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It also helps to remember the vast majority of users are children under the age of about 24. That really puts things in perspective.

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[-] cakeslayer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Yep. Someone was talking about ear piercings and bodily autonomy. I commented that I wanted my ears pierced and my grandma took me to her doctor to have them professionally done instead of going to Claire's. Got downvoted to hell. Wtf.

[-] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Where all I got was a drunk and stoned buddy of mine saying "Hey, hold still" while he jammed a dull earring through my ear into a potato.

[-] cakeslayer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ouch! That sounds painful!

[-] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It was, but honestly, all these years later it was the popping sound that I remember most.

[-] regular_human@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

ah what the heck

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Waste of a potato too, should be boiling and mashing em.

[-] tlingitsoldier@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Throw in a chicken bone, a couple of carrots. Baby, you've got a stew going!

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[-] Triple_B@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Based gran, and I had no idea doctors do that. That's cool.

[-] cakeslayer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It was 1986. I remember it well. My Grandma was a gem!

[-] nychtelios@rlyeh.icu 12 points 1 year ago

Average Italian violently discussing about their food absolute truth and eating shit the whole time

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We let the flies lay maggots in the cheese 🤌

[-] Alenalda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Bear Grylls entered the chat.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Reddit moment

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

I recently had a discussion with someone on Instagram, about freedom to and freedom from.

Turned out they are a Nazi cosplayer with multiple uniforms, going to actual Neo-Nazi meetings.

I got a strike on Instagram for mocking a bored ape owner, but the amount of actual Nazi sympathisers on that page is not an issue I guess.

[-] Monochromepsychward@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Humanity does this to everything we touch eventually lol

[-] caut_R@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Arguing over literal taste seems so utterly pointless to me lol

„There‘s no accounting for taste“

[-] meanmon13@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My brain refuses to accept someone voluntarily drinks their own piss regularly when they have other options readily available... If someone actually does this please post an ama... I have so many questions

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe it's because it's sterile and they like the taste.

Edit: Y'all motherfuckers never seen Dodgeball? https://youtu.be/peUyLXrgYZ0?t=55

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is not sterile, that is a myth.

Edit to add source : https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4659483/#:~:text=Adult%20human%20urine%20is%20not,scientific%20exploration%20in%20urologic%20research.

Edit: Sorry, missed the reference. I've even seen the movie a couple times, I am just terrible at movie references.

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[-] Brandon658@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wonder if the average Joe gets this.

Edit apparently not. The answer is a movie called dodgeball. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxescfF1pmQ3XUaXaJZWKXUbnt2FTZ6EG

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's a sad day when you can't reference a movie without people correcting you. It's a little surprising, because that movie has been memed to death for like...20 years. Guess kids today on the internet haven't seen it.

[-] Samanthastanky@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

A true classic!

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[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Usually when I get a really dumb comment from someone, I look at their profile and the only thing they ever talk about is sports. Not my idea, just an observation.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit me too. And I have plenty of smart friends who love sports, but the correlation online happened way too many times

[-] TrontheTechie@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

The smartest sports fan I knew was an Auburn fan. He had gone there and gotten his education, became a self important engineer at a major transportation company. His password for half a decade on everything, personal or commercial, was a variation of War Eagle.

I do not understand how even the smartest of sports fans manage to make it their whole personality to the point that they can’t even come up with a decent password because the most obscure thing they can think about is the very popular Eagle thing his college had done for decades.

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[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The mediocre loves mediocrity -- if a random person behaves like a 12 year old, then he (very likely) is a 12 year old or has a mind of one.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Loooooooool

[-] RealNooshie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You guys don't drink your own piss?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I know, right? If we weren't supposed to drink our own piss then why does it look like lemonade?

[-] MrJ2k@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The trouble is, everybody's piss looks like lemonade.

So what I'm asking is, would you mind filling this bottle?

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Italian piss is the best piss. Change my mind

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

In my opinion, it’s French piss. Don’t get me wrong, Italian piss is good and all, but the reason I prefer French piss is because it still has the Europeany piss taste that Italian piss has, but tastes a bit more sour which gives it a richer flavor. It also feels a bit more classy than Italian piss. Italian piss is a close runner-up though. I hope you take this into consideration, Thank you.

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