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I thank god every day that I am not in the dating scene

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[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

yeonmi-park In the USA if you go on a date and get pregnant they will charge you with murder.

[–] emdash@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had to listen to 40 hours of history podcast to understand this meme, but I'm glad I did

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 days ago

I had to go in debt 😔

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Found my shark a long time ago thankfully. Just been observing modern dating through other people and it seems miserable tbh. Thank you though, I am happy too :)

[–] SterlingPooper@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

I'm saying this constantly

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Uhuh uhuh so where does the ghost come into all of this makima-think

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I just want some people to play a entire adventure in Pathfinder with who will also occasionally snuggle with me

pain

[–] emdash@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

This sounds like the ideal relationship

[scheduling problems joke] (I am too unsmart and unfunny to formulate one)

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can it be a game other than Pathfinder? I really don't vibe with Pathfinder.

I suggest Fabula Ultima if you want this to be a fantasy-style game

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, I just have all the stuff already

Always been open to other games though

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I too have the Pathfinder stuff. I am using it as monitor stands because I cannot with the complexity any more. Life is too short to worry about 12 possible sources of +1

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Been meaning to read that one. It's basically a *Final Fantasy ttrpg, right?

EDIT: Fixed a word. Whoops lol

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, Finland, exactly shocked-pikachu

The character build depth in it is really good and the other rules, unlike with Pathfinder, fit on a few pages. Very nice to DM as well

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Oops. I meant Final Fantasy lol

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago

It's really not that much to ask

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If they can't finish Kingmaker, they're not worth your time

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No one actually finishes kingmaker

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Time to join a monastery

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instead of looking to get a GF you should look to get a UHF

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

United health foundation?

Ultra-high frequency?

Ultra hard fuckin?

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I don't know but GF obviously stands for Gravity Falls

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

MFW ~~no GF~~ the exotic pets get loose