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Tweet by Laura Loomer reading:

Alligator lives matter.

The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we gt started now.

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[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 131 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

jesus christ these people are fucked in the head. evil.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I simply wish the abhorrent and evil shit they wanted to do to immigrants happened to them.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How many MAGAs are there to feed the gators?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

The gators would get sick.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Good news, the gators will have an even bigger feast.

77.3M

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not with the right tool. A drill would be a good start.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago

Laura just called for the murder of 65 million people. Should we not do something about this? Something which removes her ability to ever influence anyone again? She's a clear and present danger to millions of Americans

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She's probably framing her argument to include more than just Latinos. She probably wants anyone who isn't a white Christian cis conservative fed to the gators.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's going to be a lot more than 65 million people

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but they've already shown they are woeful at basic counting and math. Look at how Bondi was claiming their crackdown was going to save billions of Americans from fentanyl.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ya gotta start somewhere

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When you get your genocidal emperor from wish.com

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Heard her called "Temu Jigsaw", and I haven't stopped repeating it. And not just her.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let’s not get into animal abuse, the wood chipper is good enough for her.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Animals, as humans, are already full of micro plastic. Eating Loomer would be the nail in the coffin plastic wise

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 weeks ago

Literal call for genocide.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Closer to eleven actually.

Also, 21600 World Trade Center attacks.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 2 points 3 weeks ago

Laura just wants to prove herself to her idol.

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

65 million is just a hair under one fifth of the population of the country. That's a lot.

They're trying to make white the majority again.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Literally calling to imprison and murder millions of Americans based on their ethnicity.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand a good chunk of this voter block were Trump voters. I hope they understand what they voted for.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the sick part is, they understood and did it with intention.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

"No you see im one of the good ones" -person who leopard ate face

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 3 weeks ago

God, she's so hateable. It's honestly impressive.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine what happrns to a nation struggling with a 4.2% unemployment rate if they suddenly fed almost 20% of the population to alligators. Mexico would ironically face massive immigration and refugee issues as the economy and society up north collapsed on itaelf until adjusted over the next decade,

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She is the reason why people think that woman can't be funny

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unfunny politicians and sexist idiots can both exist