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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 110 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once again I found out about historical events via memes.

Ahhh, lemmy working as intended.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember to check multiple memes for a full and complete picture of current events

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Haha that's great, I hadn't seen that one

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paint them urban. Im hoping this war comes to us soil. Americans may finally stop being such warmongers if the missiles and infantry invasions happened on their land for once

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You've never personally met a MAGA, have you? They will warmonger so much harder if the US gets attacked. They have zero shame.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I have and they are all pussies, who rage behind a place of saftey, the moment shit hits the fan these pavement princess drivers will piss their pants and start crying that this isn't what they voted for

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Let them warmonger when the bombs are dropping on their town

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah because Bumfucknowhereville is going to get bombed more than the cities

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See, that's the whole thing. MAGA strongholds are tiny, inconsequential towns that nobody gives a shit about. They would never be targeted, because there's nothing of worth there.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You’re all to blame for this to some degree

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, North American white kids telling my Latino/indigenous ass that im to blame for your shit show. lol

Sure you are. Haven't assassinated any fascists, have you? Lazy bastard.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was born here. I've been fighting these fuckers at various levels of intensity, to survive or to get them to stop fucking everyone's shit up, since i was a literal child.

It's only barely my fault.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"Thanks Obama" they screech as the burning napalm slaps across them

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That's the only thing that will finally drive it home for them: When it personally affects them.

Well, depends where.

New york? LA? Chicago? Yes.

Where they're from? Hell no. Theyll piss themselves and cower.

Already got Marines deployed here.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1st Cav over there using fucking paint from home depot xD

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The original army green was used because it was the cheapest they could get in industrial quantities direct from the manufacturers. Same goes for any branch, really.

If they're buying individual paint cans from a retail store they're just setting money on fire.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Setting money on fire

Why, that doesn't sound like the military at all!

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Figuratively and sometimes literally!

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Would make a better rhyme if you made it "The USA just bombed Iran, paint all the green ones back to tan." 'Cause then the syllable count matches.