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Like Joe for coffee.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

https://youtu.be/Q1gwkJP64xU

For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link... I just woke up and am lazified

Man I fucking love aunty Donna

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

I often call water "rusty star"

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 22 hours ago

That's... Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:

God's Juice.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for 'water' in languages you don't otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there's a whole list of pee ones),

I have more.

[–] goober@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

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[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

what a Joe thing to do.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

[–] ManaOatbun@jlai.lu 19 points 1 day ago

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

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[–] zoedog@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

Moby Dick wine. City gin.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_ale

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] petersr@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will bravely face the consequences of my actions

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We call it Corporation Pop here.

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“Now that’s good quality H2O”

[–] upsiforgot@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago
[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 10 points 1 day ago

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Council pop

[–] bonedaddy@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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