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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

The janitor/maintenance man

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Haha, yeah, no reason. We all require only 4 or fewer wipes, amiright fellow kids?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

That isn't toilet paper tho

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No Wipe Wednesday comes after Clog The Toilet For No Reason Tuesday

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

How’d he feel after he remembered he works from home?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

It is sooo relaxing when you don't have a reason to clog the toilet

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw the image as a cup full of wet paper stuck to its sides. Literally that. Only when I read that it was toilet clogging Tuesday did I realize it was a toilet.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My brain thought it was a light bulb wrapped in masking tape

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah yeah exactly! It was some kind of glass thing. And I couldn't understand it.. Then it just turned into a common toilet.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can't decide who's worse between this and the pee it all on the toilet seat guy

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Psych patients actually do this a lot. Some places I've worked actually have protocols for it that include stuff like having the bathroom locked and only unlocked for supervised use, or having the water only be cut on when the contents of the toilet have been verified (also helpful to have water shutoffs for psychogenic polydipsia because they WILL drink their way into a hyponatremic seizure and they dgaf if it's from a toilet) but also for the flushing usually they're limited to one set of clothes and bed linens, one towel / washcloth, and have to ask for small quantities of toilet paper as needed. Then they yell at you about having to ask you use the bathroom like they didn't flood the unit three nights in a row. One time we didn't catch it fast enough and some poor bastard on medical got leaked on. Motivations vary but the most common is wanting to feel in control of something and it can be difficult to try to find safe things for that kind of person to be allowed control over.