In a rare Oval Office speech, the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone, as he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel
Is funding genocide with billions not a form of hate?
the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone
Strike that. Reverse it.
he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel
Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don't even have a functioning lower house.
Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don't even have a functioning lower house.
Its funding Israel. They will find a way.
now hes just randomly rambling about Putin
Americans will dismiss Russia as being irrelevant with a small economy while obsessing over it being the source of all evil.
"They're just a silly little gas station! AND THEY INTERFERED IN OUR SACRED ELECTORAL PROCESS AND PUT A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE! KOMPROMAT! DISINFORMATYA! WHABABABAOUJISM!" 
THE ENEMY IS TOO STRONG AND TOO WEAK 
The emeny is weak and strong, shifting rhetorical framework, yadda yadda. The first twenty minutes after someone explains it, it feels like you're seeing the political world for the first time. For the next twenty years it's just unspeakably, depressingly banal.
Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)
Putin created Hamas actually. He did so as part of his campaign to make joy, freedom, and democracy illegal globally.
Not powerful enough to interrupt the MLB playoffs though. All the 
out there balled straight through it
What percentage of hexbears have cable AND actively watch it?
Theres still antennas
I literally had no idea this happened
I have Direct TV Stream but I watch basically nothing live except sometimes football. Usually I will tune in late so I can skip commercials and end the game in real time.
Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.
When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house and announcing the assassination of Osama bin Laden. I know what 9/11 was and who he was, but I literally did not give a fuck. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.
This asshole ruined my episode
Yet another Obama crime libs will always deny
Wait what time? I set Jeopardy to record, this asshole better not have fucked it up
Dictator of the USA Regime forcibly subjects citizen-hostages to his incoherent senile ramblings
In ebil 1984 North Korea, the Great Leader's speech supercedes all other TV programming.
Biden's whole attempt to present himself as the modern reincarnation of FDR, with building up an "arsenal of democracy" for fucking Ukraine and the zionist entity, is laughable.
Also it's been a minute since i listened to him speak for more than ten seconds, has he gotten worse?
"I was in a train and then I wentensaw mhsow zele- presind zelinskee...and I knew America wassa beacon ofope for the worl..."
He's clearly gotten worse, just imagine him in a debate with 
next year.
His team went for the FDR comparisons, Biden kept fucking it up by mentioning how much he was trying to be Reagan
Wait what? I don’t have tv
Didn't every cellphone in America receive a "test-alert" the other week? Probably routine. 
Motherfuckers woke me up with that shit. I have to work at night assholes
because the alert was able to override volume/mute settings it screwed over many people in Amish Communities, and other people with secret phones
not to minimize your circumstance, I also worked nightshifts and the struggle is real
I hadn't even thought about that, that's so fucked up
Many people in jails and prisons got caught having phones due to it also.
I fucking hate software defined inputs. A button should open or close a circuit.
The NSA disagrees with you
do we have a max headroom emote yet
I'm now envisioning a truly cursed mashup of Max and Biden called Jacks Headroom
Hamas haven't even been launching subsequent attacks in the past week, have they? It was just a one-and-done few-day thing with a couple follow-up rockets.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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