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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 426 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 342 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 325 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

10/10 no notes

[–] jve@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mazuu@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 251 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 172 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 87 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 149 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 100 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 88 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bee the change you want to see.

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[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Long live the Queen

[–] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 74 points 2 weeks ago

Oh. Anyway.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 weeks ago
[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If so, we have another job for it

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[–] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Poor bee didn't deserve that...

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 53 points 2 weeks ago

Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 52 points 2 weeks ago

Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 50 points 2 weeks ago

Luigi the Bee.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[–] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[–] p3n@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.

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[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Great news.

The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.

#BeesLivesMatter

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Like most folks here, my only concern is for the bee.

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 weeks ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Poor bee 😔

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Is the bee ok?

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Nature is healing.

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 28 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Finally, some good news.

[–] Necroscope0@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bee bro is the avatar of karma.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I think I would prefer the submarine to this.

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