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Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.
A bee just died.
Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.
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Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.
Good bee.
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RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.
There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.
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Ah this is terrible.
The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.
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Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.
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Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.
Long live the Queen
Oh. Anyway.
Poor bee didn't deserve that...
Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.
Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞
Luigi the Bee.
I feel bad for the bee.
But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.
I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.
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What a tragic loss. For the bee community.
My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.
Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!
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With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.
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Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.
Great news.
The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.
#BeesLivesMatter
She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her
Is the bee ok?
Nature is healing.
We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more
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Poor bee 😔
Finally, some good news.
Oh no! Anyway...
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