Free Elf Rule : 196

[-] moog@lemm.ee 105 points 8 months ago

I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I'm wrong.

[-] warl0x@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

You're probably spot on... Draco + Harry = Drarry

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Hehe, I was not spot on... Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image...

[-] warl0x@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

Oh... Oh no... Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

He tried to not but unfortunately it do

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 67 points 8 months ago

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago

It makes cleanup easier.

Jack off
Cum in sock
Put it back on the shelf
Leave the department store

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Don't forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 8 months ago

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

"objectively"

[-] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Oh that's where my socks go!

[-] Micromot@feddit.de 19 points 8 months ago

It sounds so absurd

[-] narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

[-] colorlessness@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

When you’re 14 yeah

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

[-] swab148@startrek.website 53 points 8 months ago

He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 8 months ago

That's house elf culture for ya

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 32 points 8 months ago

They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Stop kink shaming bro

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I would wear a cum sock mitten if I was freed. Then you toss it off, get a good scrub in. Then you're freed from the weirdest of curses.

[-] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago

The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago

This is wonderfully cursed

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Ok that’s enough internet for today

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago

Before I read the whole thing I thought the "CRUNCH" was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I'm so glad it's just dobby being free.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 13 points 8 months ago

Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

I miss that subreddit. With tags like "cum" and "no cum", what was not to like?

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 8 months ago

Subreddit? I'm talking about the comic this is from..

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Zach had his own subreddit that he posted them to. r/extrafabulouscomics.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 8 months ago

Ah ok, cool 😁

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 13 points 8 months ago

Fuck, I hate this… Upvoted.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago

master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

[-] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

thanks i hate it