Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.
Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It's "waste" for a reason for gods sake.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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Please don't correct them. They're literally already willing to eat shit and die. There's hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let's just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.
Popcorn?
Shh, you'll spoil the surprise...
Am i missing something? Where's the science for this meme?
Or just a shit post...
If you have to ask... ;)
Well if it's about fossilized shit, you should use the username 'coprolite'
This is satire.
It's hard to tell these days. It's a miracle The Onion is still in business.
The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it's just print journalism.
Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of 'natural alternative medicines', this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.
Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish. This misses that mark.
As an omega male, I agree.
As a RC2 male, heavily agree.
Arthur Morgan?
... he said, with a shit-eating grin...
Okay tough guy, show us how it's done. We'll wait.
Yes and often as possible.
sounds suspiciously like something a rabbit would say
But these ancient ancestors are dead now (probably?), maybe their plan wasnt that good after all😌
it's just cutting out the middleman tbh. Plants had it too good for too long
I think they fixed that bug in the beta male release.
Nah, fake, "which is how old the earth is" as a cherry on top is too far, they showed their hand
I'm oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh
Eat more shit, 10 trillon flys and 350 millon Americans can't be wrong 
I support this new movement and hope it becomes huge.
I'm struggling with this one. Is this Onion type satire, someone fracking with the reichwing chuds, or does someone actually believe this? How can you tell besides smelling shit on someone's breath?
I'm all for stupid eating their shit and piss. Please do that.
After reading this my brain just squeezed itself out of my skull and began to organize a protest for more workplace-related health hazard protection.
I didn't need to read that.