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[–] gooeyglob@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

"Turns out we're both teachers." Posts a 90 word run on sentence.

We are all doomed.

[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

You can write a whole book with just one sentence if the sentence is right-branching. Run-on sentence "rule" is more of an advice for beginners.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

alright so sometimes people write things incorrectly to convey emotions. Run on sentences imo express exasperation and absurdity much better than proper sentencing.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

"And" is perfectly valid punctuation.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

It's a perfectly good and legible sentence and conveys people having an excited conversation. It gives you no break.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lemmy users when someone's creative writing uses slightly incorrect or unconventional grammar for stylistic effect:

[–] gooeyglob@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

These replies are mega cope. It's not slightly incorrect, just incorrect or very lazy. It's mentally exhausting to try and read this way, and they do not capitalize beginning of their 'sentences', nor 'I', etc.

Writing in this way does not make one come off as the next e. e. cummings, they just look very uneducated.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

[I] went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta[,] but they were doing a wine tasting[,] so i thought what the hell. [A]nd [I] got to chatting with the other woman there[,] because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and[,] turns out[,] we're both teachers[,] so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like[:] 'that's actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now'.
[A]nd i very delicately said 'one of your divorces?' and his eyes got really big and he said [']IM A PARALEGAL[']

It only takes only a few punctuation marks to make it grammatically correct. Noticably not a single full stop is missing, so it's not even a run-on sentence in the classical sense. This is closer to a stylistic device called 'stream of consciousness'.

Or are you bothered that the sentence is long? In that case I got bad news about classical literature for you, you better stay clear of the likes of Thomas Mann

[–] Bouzou@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Because it's hard to read...

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Tbh, just because I'm capable of writing well, doesn't mean I always do, especially online. If OOP is an english teacher it's a bit concerning since not making it a run-on sentence would just be better storytelling, but otherwise eh.

[–] Mighty@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Why do you wanna buy pasta in the wine shop?

[–] tobis@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago

To be fair, the signage was very misleading.

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They tend to offer original high quality Italian pasta for sale.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like random fusion stores. I once bought a jacket from a shop that sold army surplus clothing on one side, and had an ice cream parlour on the other. Few feet from each other.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to go buy ammo to a store that was directly connected to a pet store. You had to walk through the pet store to get to the hunting goods, guns, and ammo "half".

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That combination worries me :(

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The test result indicates that you're not Kristi Noem. Congratulations!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

There was a fishing goods/dolls store near where I grew up that also intrigued me. I decided it must be a husband/wife joint venture.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reference to Code Ment by PurpleEyesWtf, more specifically the most famous and memed conversation from it; IIRC it has its own knowyourmeme article, but I can't remember its name.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I'll look it up.

[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe because it's both Italian?

In my place we have one 'Italien shop' which sells all sorts of Italian food and amongst it is also wine.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Some of the nicer places have a gourmet section where you can buy stuff like nice cheese, meats that you would put on crackers, and higher end products, including pasta. Chances are high. If you get a bottle of wine, you probably want some snacks to go with it.

In some places the wine shop is a place to find delicacies.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

White wine demands freshly cooked pasta and an interesting partner nearby

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 56 points 1 day ago

This might be the most bougie post I have ever seen on Lemmy.

[–] Azrael@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is she a teacher or a paralegal?

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

OP and the other customer are teachers, the person sampling out the wine is a paralegal