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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 64 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You don't want to see it.

For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier's job. They took her jerb!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Even worse! They're all nude!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They have big dicks though

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In proportion to their bodies, yes?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No. That's why there's no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.

Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And they glow in the dark!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

But they eat the boogers out of each other's noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Duh. If they let you see how it's done, then you'll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won't need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 6 days ago (3 children)

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Your comment made me reread the post and it seems intentional to stress those words

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Knowing how "fun" it is to make a truly watertight window, even with low pressure, matching both cold and hot and detergent and whatever's flying in there, I'm glad there isn't a glass pane to view into the dishwasher.

Also, I'm usually doing things that are not reliant on seeing what's happening in a dishwasher when it is running, so the cost effectiveness would not be great there.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

How is it different from a window in a washing machines, because those are quite common.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'm not sure… as my current washing machine don't have one. It's a top-loader. I do see washing machines with a round door, though. Maybe the difference is that the whole door is the glass part, so there's no seal to make with the rest of the "door" part, but that's not satisfying.

I'd be curious to ear from an expert about this.

[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (8 children)

It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 20 points 6 days ago

I have a countertop dishwasher that has a giant window in the front. Wanna know what's in there?

Bubble bath shower for the dishes. It looks fun.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago

My washer and dryer have tinted windows. I have no idea why. I'm guessing their chief designer drives a heavily modded Scion though.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Table top dishwashers usually have a window. My kid considered it a major disadvantage when we got a real dishwasher that the window was missing.

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Your kid spoke the truth

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw a see through dishwasher at a department store when i was a kid. a demo thingy. it was magical

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school's proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming it's not a window on a real cow, or "cowborg", turning it into some sort of unholy fusion of metal, bovine, and glass.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It is. No glass, they just take the lid off when they want to look inside, and it’s a flexible material . The thing on top of the cow here is the lid. Search Fistulated Cow for more info.

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[–] waspentalive@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes.. But you know what happened to them

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Thanks, Obama

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 days ago

There are good reasons to hide what's going on inside. Some are simply not prepared: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIKJ6n-vSKt/

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I remember a while back discovering GE made a clear door that could be used for diagnostic purposes on some dishwashers they had built. Never got to try one out, just thought it was cool they made em.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The reason you dont is because it would probably disturb people to see their dishes slamming into each other.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

Plus, it's not polite for company to see all my dildos flailing around in the water.

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

My wife only said "Don't you dare". And now i'm confused. The words imply a dare, her tone sounded like a threat

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

The dishes want some privacy in their bath.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

This is oddly rhythmical/musical.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Why tho'? Apart from curiosity, what do you need to see? How will you utilize the information?

In an oven you can check on the food, and to a certain extent in the MW.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Front load washing machines let you see, but it's a tease because they lock the door.

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