Correction. They are worthless. lol.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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yeah, if nobody wants them, then they are worth 0 dollars net
Elon underestimated how willing people were to buy a truck from a nazi.
I think its crazy that they made $800 mil worth of these cars. Who the hell thought they would sell well?
I always thought he was making them as a limited high-end run. It's neither of those things.
Oh its gonna be limited thats for sure. But yeah I had very similar thoughts as well. Theres one cyberfuck in my town and every time I see it I can’t help but think what a fucking goober one must be to buy it
That's 80,000 vehicles. The production capacity is 250k. Ford sold 460,000 F-150s last year.
Chrysler had an inventory of over 1 million last year, they've ran through that by March.
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How abut: The truck is just plain ugly.
It looks like a refuse bin. Square back, low opening front.
When I worked in a lime quarry, we used a bin something like that shape to put all the crap and garbage in The a-frame had a bar across the top and the kiln truck picked it up worth its hoist and loaded it on the back, and hauled away the load to the dump.
Oh no... anyway
$800 million worth is giving a lot of value to something they can barely give away. Maybe $800K worth of material after the cost of dismantling.
$800 million according to labor theory of value. 0$ million according to subjective theory of value
The $800m figure is only useful for figuring out how much Tesla was expecting to make out of it. When you factor in the development and manufacturing costs, they're hemorrhaging money.
They really should use the number of units. If Musk cranks the price from 80k to 120k, they suddenly have $1.2B sitting there? It's the same 10,000 ugly-ass pieces of shit.
Yeah, a better number would be how much it cost to build the fuckers. I'm assuming they also need ongoing maintenance while they sit around rusting.
There's a reason just in time manufacturing took over the world. Storage is expensive.
If he drops the price to about $8k and includes lifetime fast charging, I'd consider one. Of course, for $8k, there are plenty of much nicer used trucks available on the market, though.
Idunno, they seem like they'd be perpetual rotten fruit magnets. Like you'd have to hose them down a lot
Hosing it down would just accelerate the rusting
They get you coming and going!
And they actually have truck functions that trucks should have. And they aren’t completely useless if the iPad in the cab decides to not work
You hate to see it, whomp whomp
I actually don't hate to see it
I can, explicitly and unequivocally, state that I derive intense joy from having the privilege of seeing this.
If nobody wants them... they are not worth that amount. simple economics.
supply and demand...
This is exactly right. They're worthless if nobody is willing to pay what's being asked.
So what they're "worth" is nothing.
I know i would get made fun of for this but a good price is a good price. I would pay $15,000 for one. I think most people would.
Edit 2 min later - I thought better of it. No i still wouldn't want it. I wouldn't trust Tesla not to hack it at some point and take it over.
You could rip the batteries out of them and use them for a solar setup. The rest could be sold for scrap.
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I would pay $15,000 for one.
I would pay $15k for a better vehicle. I'm not getting in The Truck That Kills You Instantly.
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Strip out the bad stuff and drop them in the ocean and they can become reefs for fishies and their buddies?
Strip out the bad stuff
What's left after that?
The reef is made of negative space
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"nobody wants" or 60% of Americans can't afford basic living expenses?
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I would take a few of the batteries. For free of course.
Hell yeah if I could get a free cybertruck I'd have lots of fun salvaging the motors, batteries, sensors, etc.!
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