I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that "floaties" meant something very different.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.
Yeah spots everywhere and you don't know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I've wasted my life
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also..
Skill issue.
Use silicone-based lube for water play.
Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
Nice try, I'd drown immediately if I did that
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
Skill issue tbh
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
Dammit! These are schwimmflügel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!
Edit: Thanks @dan@upvote.au I realized a left out a diacritic mark.
schwimmflugel
English
🤔
Kindergarten, Rucksack, Schadensfreude :)
It's actually Schadenfreude
Floaties image search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=floaties&t=ffab&ia=images&iax=images
Nary a schwimmflügel in those results at all. I rest my case.
Try again with the word 'arm' in front.
my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!
Parents can be mysterious, that way.
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
That's when you go for the foot job instead.
I love onions
Safety first though!
Sounds like a challenge tbh
It prevents: "This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub" kinds of situations.