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transcription: you've heard of be gay do crimes, now get ready for, be trans throw hands. be queer instill fear. be bi go for the eye. be pan end it with a bang. be ace punch face.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Be gay, do crime" rings right because it doesn't rhyme. It's four one syllable words each starting with a plosive. That forceful plosive sounds lends to the commanding sentence structure.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

whad does it mean to throw hans?.-..-

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Throwing hands means fighting. You’re essentially throwing your hand at someone when you punch them.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hmmmm. -- but it sounds kindsa .. weird....

cuz like - ..... then it sould be called "throwing fists"... throwing hans sounds like ur jus slappin ur hans all over someone else without any force... like literally throwin them on them as dead bodies... even tho they r not actualli dead, they jus appear that way.-.-

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What is a fist but a closed hand? And the more I think of it, throwing hands is inclusive of karate chops too!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

What is a fist but a closed hand?

thank you, sensei. *bows deeply*

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

oki fine... u win...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ever been hit with a palm strike? That shit hurts! Its like a slap with the force of a punch

But not if you're fixin' to catch this shade, bruv.

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well if you want to throw hands on me , I would take it <3

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

hm... i duno if id lik that...

how about instead i jus bake som muffins n i bring tea n we have a comf lil tea party? <3

mhmmmm i feel thad be way mor fun ~

[–] Didros@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

neineineinein, nicht Hans.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

Be pan, wield the pan.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Be cis, kick them in the piss.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Be ally, say "hi".

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is this sarcasm and actually about how pan and bang don't rhyme?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Here i thought it was because they didn't give a fuck by fucking everything

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

The joke is the English vowels in general

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Pan sounds like lamb. Bang sounds like pain

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I was thinking "bang" was an alt to "fuck", since pan people are effectively attracted to everyone (that they find attractive).

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

eye is pronounced "I" in English I'm afraid

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know that, but I expected prefix bi- to be pronounced as bee.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

Nope, the bi prefix meaning 'two' is almost always pronounced 'bye'. Bicycle, bipolar, bisect, binary, bilingual, etc.

Bicycle is extra messed up because you don't pronounce the 'cycle' like 'sigh cull', you pronounce it 'sickle'. So instead of 'bee-sigh-cull' it's 'bye-sickle'.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In typical North American and UK English dialects, “bi” and “eye” are pronounced the same. “Bi-“ prefixes are almost never pronounced as you would in some French, Spanish, or Italian dialects (ex “bicycle” vs “bicyclette”) where you would rhyme “bi” more with “bee” as in a honey bee.

I could be wrong. My knowledge of Spanish isn’t profound, and my Italian is even worse (although I do speak with my hands a lot) but I am a French Canadian and speak with a lot of French people (both Parisian and non-Parisian) so you can bet your baguette on that part.