Ask Lemmy

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

Pasta la vista, baby.

You always were an asshole Gormon.

"lets get this bread"

Click, click <>

Here comes the boom!

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Uhm,, oh .

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.

Make THIS great, asshole!

I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to

"Superman".

Somebody set up us the bomb!

Nothing personnel, kid.

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

"Seriously, who farted?"

There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.

"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.

Fuck you Donald

"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

im the first letter of the alphabet now!

"Hope they made a backup"

"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."

"Here comes the show "

my name is jeff

Bomb voyage.

Here we go! ( Mario voice)

Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!

I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!

I’m your huckleberry pie.

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Something to do with precious bodily fluids

"What does THIS button do?"