Omg I’ll take a cup
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?
I'm drinking coffee rn
HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???
Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!
DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE????
Ohmygod me!
I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
Can I get -- you know what nevermind
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
What kinda s?
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?
what do I gotta do to get a coffee around here?!
omg me
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?
I think about this way more often than I should.
Also blew my mind when the guy who did it collaborated with Conner O'Malley
I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!
I do!!
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE?
You know what, I'll take some for the novelty of it
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
I'd like some coffee please
DO YOU WANT CAWFEE?
Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.
HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??
coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!
I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now
Do you have tea?