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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Omg I’ll take a cup

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Coffee makes my heart pound but I'll share my monster with ya

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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE????

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] pr0kch0p@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

Can I get -- you know what nevermind

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

what do I gotta do to get a coffee around here?!

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] KarlTheMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No thanks, I just cut caffeine.

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

HEY DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Me. I only got tea right now.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE?

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know what, I'll take some for the novelty of it doggirl-grin

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd like some coffee please

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

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[–] drippylilkitten@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

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