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ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?

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[-] corus_kt@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

[-] Dennis5891@mstdn.games 11 points 1 year ago

@buru5

Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

[-] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Something called Rance

OP is afraid to admit he's playing an H-game?

[-] buru5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601

[-] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'm in that thread as well XD I was just wondering why you didn't want to talk about it here

[-] buru5@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

that's a big no-no

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.

[-] buru5@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home

[-] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

[-] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

sight

unzips

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kick him square in the nards

[-] uyuu@lemmy.4d2.org 2 points 1 year ago
[-] buru5@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] ratondev@mastodon.social 1 points 1 year ago

@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

DOGS: GUTS!

my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.

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